Put fake monitors

[calebsyring]

resolves #29

[codecov]

Codecov Report

❌ Patch coverage is 67.53247% with 25 lines in your changes missing coverage. Please review.
✅ Project coverage is 87.47%. Comparing base (46408a4) to head (fc189c1).
⚠️ Report is 3 commits behind head on master.

Files with missing lines	Patch %	Lines
src/critic/cli.py	36.84%	23 Missing and 1 partial ⚠️
src/critic/libs/ddb.py	66.66%	1 Missing ⚠️

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[calebsyring]

This was all tested manually, and these utilities likely won't stick around anyway, so I don't think it's worth the time to write tests for these. Merging.