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- 🚀 I build apps, but sometimes forget to deploy them.
- ☕ My blood type is C++offee.
- 🛠️ Learning System Design… slowly. At this rate, Amazon might design another system before I finish.
- 🎯 Fitness goal: Get abs. Current status: Got kebabs.
- 🧘 Practicing NoFap—but my GitHub streak is still shorter.
Frontend: React, TailwindCSS, Sometimes Hope and Prayer
Backend: Node.js, NestJS, Express
Database: MongoDB (a.k.a. JSON but angrier)
Cloud: AWS, Fly.io, Vercel (Basically: CTRL+C → Deploy → Pray)
AI/ML: ChatGPT + Googling until it works
DevOps: Git, Docker, Copy-Paste from StackOverflow- AI Apps: Start with “AI will change the world” → end with
npm install failed. - Microservices: 1 service per bug. Scale = proportional to the number of errors.
- Blog Apps: CRUD works perfectly… until I add Auth. Then chaos.
- 🐞 I don’t fix bugs. I just rename them to features.
- 📦 My S3 bucket is a graveyard of
final_version_v2_REAL.zip. - 🏖️ I travel sometimes… but mostly from
localhostto127.0.0.1. - 💸 Deployed apps on AWS Free Tier. Still waiting for that surprise bill.
- 📚 Learning System Design like Netflix, but my brain is buffering.
- 🧑💻 Building an AI SaaS app… so far, only the README is production-ready.
- 💡 Dream: Passive income. Reality: Passive bugs.
Commits: 90% "fix typo", 10% "actually works"
Bugs Created: ∞
StackOverflow: 1 question asked, 473 answers copy-pasted