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An overconfident fox attempts to lead a desert yoga class for procrastinators, where an apologetic ant and a feral pangolin have been fully intending to start for the past three hours.

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "Welcome to Desert Flow — the only yoga class for people who are, shall we say, pre-starting. I have won fourteen regional competitions. You're in exceptional hands."

APOLOGETIC ANT: "I'm so sorry I haven't unrolled my mat yet. I was going to, and then I felt I should think about it first. I'm sorry for thinking."

FERAL PANGOLIN: aggressively curled into a ball "I AM BUILDING MOMENTUM. DO NOT RUSH MY PROCESS."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "That's what we call Contemplative Child's Pose. You're basically already doing it."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "Today: Sun Salutation. We begin by raising our arms toward the—"

FERAL PANGOLIN: "I'll start tomorrow."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "The sun is literally rising right now."

FERAL PANGOLIN: "The NEXT one. I need to prepare mentally."

APOLOGETIC ANT: "I've been mentally preparing since last Tuesday. I'm sorry to say I need one more week."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "(slow breath) I once taught forty goats. Simultaneously. This is fine."

FERAL PANGOLIN: sniffs the yoga mat "This mat has EDGES. Edges imply limits. I cannot practice somewhere that implies limits."

APOLOGETIC ANT: "I was about to raise my arms, but — has anyone asked the sun whether it wants to be saluted? That seems like a lot of pressure on the sun."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "Mountain Pose, then. You simply stand still. That is the ENTIRE pose."

FERAL PANGOLIN: begins digging in the sand

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "What are you doing."

FERAL PANGOLIN: "Making a nest. The starting position needs to be perfect before I can start."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "When will it be perfect?"

FERAL PANGOLIN: long pause "I'll know."

APOLOGETIC ANT: "Okay. I'm doing it. Arms going up right now. I'm sorry — here I go—"

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "(gasping) YES! A breakthrough!"

APOLOGETIC ANT: "—wait, is Mountain Pose the right first pose? Maybe something gentler. I'm so sorry."

RANDOM TUMBLEWEED: rolls through in silence

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "I'm listing this as 'led a transformative class' on my resume. Technically, transformations are invisible. This counts."

FERAL PANGOLIN: finishes nest, immediately falls asleep

APOLOGETIC ANT: "(softly) I'll start tomorrow. Or think about starting. Either way, I'll feel bad about whichever one I don't do."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "(sits on mat, stares at horizon) ...I used to be so good at this."

APOLOGETIC ANT: "You still are. I'm sorry for sitting here proving otherwise."

OVERCONFIDENT FOX: "You don't need to apologize."

APOLOGETIC ANT: "I know. I'm sorry."

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Last updated: 2026-03-04