Whack-a-Cunt

A browser-based parody game featuring America’s favorite judicial embarrassments.

🧨 What Is This?

Whack-a-Cunt is a simple, savage little browser game where three Supreme Court extremists pop out of their holes — and your job is to smack them back into whatever swamp they crawled out of.

It’s a parody.
It’s catharsis.
It’s a stress-relief tool disguised as JavaScript.

Click/tap them to score points.
Miss them, and they get to continue ruining fundamental rights — just like real life.

🎮 Features

• Nine holes for your judicial pests to appear from
• Three characters:
  • 👩‍🦰 Amy Coney Barrett — Handmaid Edition
  • 🍻 Brett Kavanaugh-Whatever — Crying-About-Beer DLC included
  • 👴🏾 Clarence Whatever-His-Fuck-Is — Corruption Expansion Pack
• Mobile support (via pointerdown instead of click) so your anger is fully portable
• Randomized timing so you can’t predict which asshole will appear next
• Live score counter so you know exactly how much rage you’ve burned off

🕹️ How to Play

1. Open index.html in a browser
2. Wait for one of the three Justices to pop up
3. Tap or click on their face
4. Score goes up
5. Hit them again
6. Repeat until your mood improves

🛠️ Tech Stack

• HTML for structure
• CSS for the glossy hole aesthetics and cursed vibes
• JavaScript for:
  • Game loop
  • Random mole timing
  • Mobile-friendly input
  • Score updates

No dependencies.
No frameworks.
Just raw spite.

📱 Mobile Support Fix

Some mobile browsers delay click events by ~300ms, causing missed hits.
This version uses:

grid.addEventListener('pointerdown', handleWhack);

This makes taps register instantly so you can smack Brett without lag.

📂 File Structure

/
├── index.html
├── amy.gif
├── brett.gif
├── clarence.gif
└── README.md

🧹 Future Enhancements (Optional Chaos)

• Timer mode
• Combo multiplier (“Rapid-Fuck-These-Guys mode”)
• High-score leaderboard
• Sound effects (gavel hits? angry screams?)
• Difficulty settings (Roe-Overturned Edition)

⚠️ Disclaimer

This project is political parody protected by free-speech laws.
It does not endorse violence.
It endorses cartoonish emotional catharsis in the face of very real political despair.

❤️ Contribute

Got ideas?
Want new characters?
Want to add animation, sound, or extra visual chaos?

PRs welcome.
Snark encouraged.