const istvan = {
location: "Hungary 🇭🇺",
timezone: "CET (6 hours ahead of my team, send help)",
currentMood: "mass_assigned_no_commit_messages",
code: ["TypeScript", "React", "Next.js", "Clojure (I'm learning ok)"],
tools: ["Neovim btw", "pnpm", "SWR", "TailwindCSS"],
hobbies: [
"🧗 Bouldering (fighting gravity, losing)",
"🏍️ Motorcycle (fighting traffic, winning)",
"🍝 Cooking Italian (fighting carbs, surrendering)"
],
currentlyDebugging: "CSS. It's always CSS.",
unpopularOpinion: "Frontend should generate UUIDs"
};|
I use Neovim |
TypeScript |
React |
Next.js |
Clojure 🌱 |
| Lie | Reality |
|---|---|
| "I'll refactor this later" | No I won't |
| "This is a quick fix" | 3 days later... |
| "I understand monads now" | I do not |
| "I'll write tests tomorrow" | Tomorrow never comes |
| "Let me just check Slack real quick" | 45 minutes gone |
Green routes: ████████████████████░░░░░ 80% (almost there)
Yellow routes: ██████████████████████████ 100% (ez)
Blue routes: ███░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 12% (pain)
My ego: ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 0% (destroyed)
"what does this do?" — on code I wrote yesterday
"no" — with no further explanation
"how else am i supposed to keep you disoriented" — actual colleague
| Time | Music |
|---|---|
| 9:00 | Lo-fi beats ☕ |
| 14:00 | Post-rock 🎸 |
| 17:00 | Noise music (bugs found) 🔊 |
| 23:00 | Silence (dissociating) 🫠 |
