Developer-style Pickup Line API for People Who Love Code as Much as They Love Their Girl
I’m a developer… which means:
- I can automate my deployments
- I can automate database backups
So why not automate my girlfriend’s daily pickup lines? 😭❤️
This project started because my girlfriend always says:
“You never flirt first.”
So I made a whole API to fix that 😎 Now I can send her random cute lines automatically, without forgetting, without overthinking… Just pure DevOps-powered romance.
This API generates random developer-style pickup lines, in categories like:
- 🐹 Golang love
- 🐳 Docker flirt mode
- ⚙️ GitOps romance
- ☸️ Kubernetes chaos-love
- ❤️ Pure romantic mode
Example output:
{
"category": "golang",
"line": "Are you a goroutine? Because my heart keeps running every time I think of you."
}Real talk:
- Sometimes you’re busy
- Sometimes you’re debugging real life
- Sometimes the brain is empty
- But the girlfriend still expects “cute message now 😡❤️”
This API saves relationships. This API saves time. This API saves your sanity.
| Endpoint | Description |
|---|---|
/api/golang |
For Go-themed pickup lines |
/api/git |
Git-based flirting |
/api/docker |
Containerized love |
/api/kubernetes |
Scalable affection |
/api/romantic |
Classic love quotes |
/api/random |
Chaos mode |
Curl:
curl https://your-domain/api/randomJS Fetch:
const res = await fetch("/api/random");
const data = await res.json();
console.log(data.line);Send to girlfriend:
echo $(curl -s https://your-domain/api/romantic | jq -r '.line') | send_to_her.shAutomated love… CI/CD = Continuous Intimacy / Continuous Dating ❤️
- Are you GitHub? Because I want to commit my life to you.
- Are you a Docker image? Because my heart pulls you every time.
- Are you a 200 OK? Because everything feels right when I see you.
- Are you an API key? Because I should never share you with anyone.
- Are you Kubernetes? Because you orchestrate my whole world.
- Go
- Gin
- JSON quote library
- Docker optional
- Girlfriend-driven development
If you have a girlfriend… OR want one… Feel free to add your own pickup lines 😂
PRs are welcome.
I made this for my girlfriend. If she ever sees this repo:
Yes baby, I automated my love… But it’s still only for you ❤️