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A lang based on PHP, JS, and Holy C. Meant as a parody/satire of religious/cult mindsets and dogmas (including ideologies).

I've chosen those langs, because:

JS & PHP are jokes that everyone decided to take seriously - (unknown)

Which is reminiscent of most religions. And Holy C is a C-family language with devotion included.

Features

• GOP (God Oriented Programming), which is just regular OOP, but the root super-class is an Object named God. All subclasses and objects are constructed from God. Attempting to God(God) is both a SyntaxError and a TypeError, as God is an atheist and doesn't have the power to create another deity (despite being omnipotent).
• Of all numbers, 3 is considered falsy, for no reason whatsoever.
• 69 is considered "sinful", any use of it will incur in a slowdown penalty of 69%.
• 666 is a SyntaxError, use 665+1 instead.
• The only Bool is true. In a dogmatic mindset, there's no such thing as "false". You must blindly believe everything the cult says.
• String literals can be written using any combination of " and '. '' is considered "the same" as "
• Monkey Patching, reflection/introspection, and operator overloading, are all forbidden. You're not the authority here, you're an intellectual slave
• gaslight operator allows you to cast values to absolutely any type (including custom objects). But it's very unreliable, as some objects aren't gullible enough