feat: DJ Howard static images list page

.gitignore

@@ -2,6 +2,5 @@ old
 output
 node_modules
 .pytest_cache
-.mypy_cache
 .task
 .env

README.md

@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ Validate the site pages contents for valid content and front matter information.
 
 The following tools run on every PR and must succeed before a branch can be merged to `main`.
 
-- `ruff` & `mypy` are run to validate code quality.
+- `ruff` & `basedpyright` are run to validate code quality.
 - Unit tests are run with `pytest`.
 - The `weaving validate` command is run to check page front matter.
 - Markdown content is validated by `markdownlint` — install Node.js dependencies for this tool.

Taskfile.yaml

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ tasks:
     cmds:
       - task: ruff:check
       - task: pytest
-      - task: mypy
+      - task: basedpyright
       - task: mdlint
       - task: build
       - task: validate:links
@@ -30,10 +30,10 @@ tasks:
       - uv run ruff check --fix {{.CLI_ARGS}} .
       - uv run ruff format {{.CLI_ARGS}} .
 
-  mypy:
-    desc: Run python/mypy Python type checking tool
+  basedpyright:
+    desc: Check Python type annotations with `detachhead/basedpyright`
     cmds:
-      - uv run mypy {{.CLI_ARGS}} ./weaving
+      - uv run basedpyright {{.CLI_ARGS}}
 
   pytest:
     desc: Run unit tests via pytest-dev/pytest
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ tasks:
   mdlint:
     desc: Lint markdown sources with DavidAnson/markdownlint
     cmds:
-      - npx markdownlint '**/*.md' {{.CLI_ARGS}} --ignore node_modules --ignore .mypy_cache --ignore .pytest_cache --ignore-path 'pages/debug/markdown.md'
+      - npx markdownlint {{.CLI_ARGS}} --ignore node_modules --ignore .pytest_cache --ignore 'pages/debug/*.md' '**/*.md'
 
   dev:
     desc: Run weaving in local dev mode

pages/img/dj_howard.md

@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+---
+title: DJ Howard Images
+subtitle: Secret page listing all the DJ Howard images
+date: 2026-03-31
+---
+
+<!-- This list maintained manually, please sort alphabetically. -->
+
+- [albo_falls.webp](/img/dj_howard/albo_falls.webp)
+- [albo_lick.webp](/img/dj_howard/albo_lick.webp)
+- [albo_plane.webp](/img/dj_howard/albo_plane.webp)
+- [albo_rage.webp](/img/dj_howard/albo_rage.webp)
+- [albo_yes.webp](/img/dj_howard/albo_yes.webp)
+- [bercow_flamingo.webp](/img/dj_howard/bercow_flamingo.webp)
+- [cone_of_shame.webp](/img/dj_howard/cone_of_shame.webp)
+- [democracy_manifest.webp](/img/dj_howard/democracy_manifest.webp)
+- [dj_albo_avatar.png](/img/dj_howard/dj_albo_avatar.png)
+- [dj_albo.webp](/img/dj_howard/dj_albo.webp)
+- [dj_howard_christmas.jpg](/img/dj_howard/dj_howard_christmas.jpg)
+- [dj_howard_party.jpg](/img/dj_howard/dj_howard_party.jpg)
+- [dj_howard_regular_1.jpg](/img/dj_howard/dj_howard_regular_1.jpg)
+- [dj_howard_regular_2.jpg](/img/dj_howard/dj_howard_regular_2.jpg)
+- [dj_howard_regular_3.jpg](/img/dj_howard/dj_howard_regular_3.jpg)
+- [dj_howard.jpg](/img/dj_howard/dj_howard.jpg)
+- [get_your_hands_off_my_penis.webp](/img/dj_howard/get_your_hands_off_my_penis.webp)
+- [ghostbusters_whaddya_want.webp](/img/dj_howard/ghostbusters_whaddya_want.webp)
+- [hors_doeuvres.webp](/img/dj_howard/hors_doeuvres.webp)
+- [howard_award.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_award.webp)
+- [howard_basketball.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_basketball.webp)
+- [howard_bowling.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_bowling.webp)
+- [howard_butt_bump.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_butt_bump.webp)
+- [howard_catching.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_catching.webp)
+- [howard_cheers.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_cheers.webp)
+- [howard_duck.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_duck.webp)
+- [howard_face_zoom.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_face_zoom.webp)
+- [howard_golf.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_golf.webp)
+- [howard_indecision.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_indecision.webp)
+- [howard_stairs.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_stairs.webp)
+- [howard_stumbles.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_stumbles.webp)
+- [howard_waving.webp](/img/dj_howard/howard_waving.webp)
+- [judge_judy_facepalm.webp](/img/dj_howard/judge_judy_facepalm.webp)
+- [keating_bubbles.webp](/img/dj_howard/keating_bubbles.webp)
+- [latham_howard_handshake.webp](/img/dj_howard/latham_howard_handshake.webp)
+- [limp_penis.webp](/img/dj_howard/limp_penis.webp)
+- [meryl_streep_boo.webp](/img/dj_howard/meryl_streep_boo.webp)
+- [morrison_very_nice.webp](/img/dj_howard/morrison_very_nice.webp)
+- [succulent_chinese_meal.webp](/img/dj_howard/succulent_chinese_meal.webp)
+- [the_ayes_have_it.webp](/img/dj_howard/the_ayes_have_it.webp)
+- [the_noes_have_it.webp](/img/dj_howard/the_noes_have_it.webp)
+- [xkcd_nginx_404.png](/img/dj_howard/xkcd_nginx_404.png)

pyproject.toml

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [dependency-groups]
 dev = [
-    "basedmypy>=2.10.0",
+    "basedpyright>=1.38.4",
     "cfn-lint>=1.34.0",
     "isort>=6.0.1",
     "pytest>=8.3.5",
@@ -97,11 +97,11 @@ lint.ignore = [
 convention = "google"
 
 
-[tool.mypy]
-show_error_codes = true
-pretty = true
-strict = true
+[tool.basedpyright]
+include = ["weaving"]
 
-# These rules make it a massive PITA to do anything as `Any` kinda shows up everywhere
-disallow_any_expr = false
-disable_error_code = "explicit-any,decorated-any"
+# Leave this to the linter
+reportUnusedCallResult = false
+reportUnusedParameter = false
+reportUnusedVariable = false
+reportImplicitStringConcatenation = false