🚧Work in progress🚧
A PostgreSQL database as a service where all user data is persisted in my brain.
- Reliability: Extremely low. Uptime dependent on my schedule and willingness to respond to queries.
- Data Integrity: Extremely low. Even very minimal amounts of data complexity will be difficult for me to remember.
- Performance: Extremely low. Response times will typically on the order of minutes or hours depending on my schedule and the complexity of the data and query.
- Scalability: Extremely low. See Data Integrity and Performance
- Security: SCRAM-SHA-256 client authentication not supported
- Features: Otherwise full compatibility with PostgreSQL 17.5