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BoneyPlays Logo BoneyPlays: The Game That Friendship Ruined

Welcome to BoneyPlays, a highly sophisticated, meticulously balanced, and completely fair 1v1 card battler.

Just kidding. This game is a mess of bone-themed violence, devastating trivia questions, and blatant favoritism. If you lose, it's probably because I hardcoded a disadvantage against you.

What is this?

It's kind of like Pokémon, but with bones, and also with high-stakes trivia, and sometimes a girl just wins because she gets better cards than you. You pick a color, you draw some cards, and you try to obliterate your opponent's HP before they can answer a question about the shape of a femur.

🃏 The Arsenal

A look into the cards. Art by George, but all of these are made by Henry... :P

The BONE Saint Gerken Some Girl

Features

  • Intense 1v1 Combat: Whittle down your friend's 500 HP (or 1000 HP if you hate yourselves and want to be here all day).
  • Trivia of Doom: Did you want to just play a card? Too bad. Answer a question. Get it right, and you deal damage. Get it wrong, and you suffer the consequences (and public humiliation).
  • A "Balanced" Deck: We have damage cards. We have health cards. We have magic cards. We have a card that is literally just a shark tooth.
  • Performance Mode: For when your 2012 MacBook Air starts screaming because the 1,000+ floating background particles are melting the CPU.

How to Play

  1. Download the Game: Clone this repository or download the ZIP file.
  2. Double click index.html.
  3. Type your names.
  4. Argue over who gets the cool cyan color.
  5. Fight to the death.

Tech Stack

  • HTML, CSS, JavaScript.
  • Spite.
  • Whatever audio files were lying around on the desktop.
  • Some crackhead on my street...

Remember: If you lose to The Big S, it's not a skill issue. It's a feature.

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