You wake up in a room with only a knife, a banana, and some dish soap. A Hooded Man comes into the room and demands that you choose an item. You choose:
Just when the hooded man thought all the options were chosen, I pick the knife and face the hooded man.
You pick up the delicious yellow fruit, peel, and eat it within seconds.
Hooded Man: "What have you done?! That was the last banana on Earth!"
Sensing hostility from your eyes, the Hooded Man subdues you before you can attack.
Hooded Man: "Come back in ten years."
Hooded Man: "Good choice. The name's Johnny. Follow me."
Johnny rushes at you with astonishing momentum. He pulls out yet another bottle of dish soap and bashes you across the head with it. THUNK ThJohnny challenges you to a dishwashing battle! you:
You turn your body away from Johnny and go back to sleep.
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