Add random /ask replies when there is no answer#225
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When WolframAlpha doesn't have an answer to an /ask question, reply with a random reply from a list.
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| // Replies for when Wolfram Alpha does not know the answer | ||
| const REPLIES = [ | ||
| 'You should really know that yourself.', | ||
| 'What kind of dumbass question is that?', | ||
| 'I have no idea what you\'re talking about.', | ||
| 'Go bother someone else!', | ||
| 'I\'m not your personal assistant.', | ||
| 'I think I heard that somewhere but can\'t remember the details.', | ||
| 'https://www.giybf.com/', | ||
| 'Next question!', | ||
| 'The answer to that question would only confuse you.', | ||
| 'Beep, boop, nope.', | ||
| 'Scientists are still trying to figure out the answer to that question.', | ||
| 'I don\'t know you well enough to be comfortable to tell you.', | ||
| 'Huh?', | ||
| 'No idea.', | ||
| 'Math is hard, let\'s go shopping!', | ||
| 'I could tell you, but then I\'d have to kill you.', | ||
| 'Didn\'t you just ask me that?', | ||
| 'yes or no', | ||
| ] |
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'No elp NOPERS',
'Didn\'t say vulva.',
'The answer is blowing in the wind.',
'Go fish.',
'Ask wif more respect loser.',
'The asker lacks information.',
'rexBlind',
'Let me Google that for you 😒',
'Zzzzzzz...',
'Yes? No? Maybe? I don\'t know. Can you repeat the question?',
'I knew but I forgotted :(',
'Upgrade to platinum membership for real answers.',
'Try reading a book for once smh.',
'I\'m sorry Dave, I can\'t let you ask that.',
'I have no mouth and I must answer.',
'I could tell you, but you won\'t like it.',
'Epic question fail! Laugh at this user!',
'I\'m on break.',
'Silence! I\'m asking the questions here!',
'[ANSWER REDACTED]',
'ILLEGAL QUESTION DETECTED. Dispatching police to 127.0.0.1',
'Ask Zuzu.',
'I\'ll tell you when you\'re older.',
'I\'m the guard that tells only lies.',
'If you don\'t know I\'m certainly not going to tell you.',
'If at first you don\'t succeed. Ask, ask, and ask again.',
'I have the concept of an answer.',
'The real answer was the friends we made along the way.',
'Why do you want to know that?',
'Try hatching a dino instead.',
'Sorry, I wasn\'t listening.',
'What do you think?',
'Who do you think I am? The answer fairy?',
'I\'m sorry, your answer is in another castle.',
'A stupid question begets a stupid answer.',
'Is this your attempt at flirting?',
'Garbage in, garbage out.',
'I\'m not going to dignify that with a response.',
'They say "There\'s no such thing as a stupid question", but I think you proved them wrong.',
'Any knowers in the chat?',
'I don\'t know, and unlike ChatGPT I won\'t just make shit up.',
'Look upon my answer, ye mighty, and despair.',
'There was an answer here once. It is gone now.',
'Why would you even ask that?',
'I could answer that I just don\'t want to.',
'Seek not the answer, but the question.',
'Jog on m8.'
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When WolframAlpha doesn't have an answer to an /ask question, reply with a random reply from a list.