posts.json

[
  {
    "date": "2025-12-22 23:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihymwy27rvmq37ppjknzxh22ku23t3zfew4ej7zvlm4uddblryjfi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3mamdzuybth2b",
    "alt_text": "i'll just be over here ignoring your bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-22 14:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreictgntrns64jj6u3aa7jsqsnz2ni4g2k6lrxhm63ghq3vqzrjyfde@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3malfudnf6g26",
    "alt_text": "do people usually like it when you do that shit?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-21 21:02:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiaitqkd4suin7uqpesetl5soxfrxtt6m6lldijhdn7scw2kl3plxy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3majmjo2mgx2v",
    "alt_text": "exactly who the fuck asked you?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-21 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreievb7qybsss5symcgt2kardrsulmq2lgkwhkrwz5h5ddppkkqye2u@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3maiyqo7fpj2r",
    "alt_text": "nothing is quite as satisfying as watching some jackass whine about self-inflicted bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-20 22:10:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihnflrpzefoswd42f5ykxgjco5pgbhb3d4jd65wrfnjqvq5p4oavm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3mah7ud6i4r2z",
    "alt_text": "jesus butt-humping christ"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-20 15:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifeh3ww5puwame4hcedvi7qyutyguplxq4mwl336m4pj52wce7ofu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3magibqm3cw2b",
    "alt_text": "A painting of a bird beside the text "
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-19 23:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiar62zqj27ovtxzzzjcazcgyfs4rcqs4zvtibe4xqi3lu766sohoe@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3maevcx5a5u2a",
    "alt_text": "jam that discourse right back into your ass"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-19 14:24:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiftgadlze6fvjnf4tzsqh7zvztghpwkrgxgt4pu6xk7zwhdpivzn4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3madve6snce2y",
    "alt_text": "this is not the time for horseshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-18 22:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidr62sa5fgvw77c2dr4yrn2xsrmqchzqnr23qfegl4d7ljt5k4ij4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3mac7uw2kzt27",
    "alt_text": "Get your shit together"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-18 15:06:47 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicjqoamqw2iesu7qvblxkmtk4iexv5xwz6rxz6oiag2amgnlscg4y@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3mabhboewh227",
    "alt_text": "is it hard work to be such an asshole all the time?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-17 23:01:24 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigjdfrjiozuxoa7yz2hpexslpphzqlklygmu5mexgzj4qmg3pnuii@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3ma7rdglczo2s",
    "alt_text": "how can i keep feeling more overwhelmed?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-17 14:25:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreic3osftisc3q3tx5bfdubqzhtsgqjlaoredu2rduzkg3rh3cxbg6a@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3ma6ui5iojc2r",
    "alt_text": "this shit seems like a spectacular fuckin' use of my time"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-16 22:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidr7f7agaadwbe7n5d6dqaymmwbpnqjbuyihumgxvz4uxn6hoiboq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3ma56o4jt322y",
    "alt_text": "no fuckin' shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-16 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreia4urpnmpndx3tpysaczig55urezmcnhmy6i5ktiabbua7bzv4goi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3ma4gg3pqci2x",
    "alt_text": "what kind of dim fuckin' dinglepuss do you take me for"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-15 23:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreie7geejvzf2ghb6ifnpmz6mrm3d5jqjonudjffxqhqozxu3xmbppy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3ma2qrijc7d27",
    "alt_text": "all i'm asking for is one bullshit-free day"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-15 14:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreig3h7zyzsnjmskyi7w5r5m64l57eihuteqtpfiotrbos6ffw3go6u@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7zslv76uj26",
    "alt_text": "i was excited to hear that you had fucked off"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-14 21:02:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibsn27vr73zxpokjv3qih4uq5rx4m2lzlfcqoe2b7quouiquvf4by@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7xzbaypqj2b",
    "alt_text": "the moral of this story is go fuck yourself"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-14 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidtxgz3jbe4chgeml2lmcdoiogonbzqs4al7zfducbyzy27fmm2ru@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7xfiaciuf2s",
    "alt_text": "oh honey no"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-13 22:10:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigum6khsfi6tmqneof35sdckolk5prglsu54yzo75safblenyd3j4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7vmlvppu62y",
    "alt_text": "that's my cue to get the fuck out of here"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-13 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihwpf5t4sv6cltgqouom5u67dgras2ambe3qgsgaykbxx6jutsro4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7uuzcsqft27",
    "alt_text": "time to start fucking shit up"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-12 23:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreig5bjsh7prbcbitms6nl2w7vykhvqtuvdc5tb47u7yai6vptnn6be@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7tc2j6qbg2a",
    "alt_text": "you don't need to explain it again -  i understood that it was bullshit the first time"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-12 14:24:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidemylkopckhgkvi6ltlaej724c746bxcmqlf5ozzsoe34xat2kzm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7sc3q6qkw2y",
    "alt_text": "it was my childhood dream to deal with stupid bullshit every day"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-11 22:27:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibg4gm3cfelrq2jrvfwg2ryug6nr6hfxragn5xii5lhh6d4vtbcni@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7qmmh7knc2v",
    "alt_text": "well, fuck"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-11 15:04:58 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigz7v4nzofgeskee75mxr5llo5tq5cnapoqoptgeh7u46swkeziym@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7ptvyajmv2z",
    "alt_text": "Spite is my fucking superpower"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-10 23:01:37 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiapymb4fy56jgk7dbjohxa7a6f75vt45ysujf7y7jteota4ze3jcu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7o63f5gh52x",
    "alt_text": "the jury's still out on that shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-10 14:25:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigtocybpmt5j55d26abuhfxgvfcuzihvdjhswvygh6ignogv5eima@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7nb7rg6kx2e",
    "alt_text": "I'll let you sort this shit out yourself"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-09 22:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiddq266yo6ieu72phapawuwosowuaqiuuckccugqxe3cgqjmrtu5a@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7llfojd3k2m",
    "alt_text": "check out these fuckin' clowns"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-09 15:08:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreia4kksusibtrhzpuf4cpfepl2fgdkhih3mwdedqx7qpincqcpni2a@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7kt5r5yj227",
    "alt_text": "unfortunately I am allergic to bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-08 23:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidvwbiclraov5xljsbijloisfrkvmotzcdumslsl5m7phxsksll5y@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7j5iyrbmy26",
    "alt_text": "it's like a hot poop tornado"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-08 14:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidw453jrkp4xnsucqbiwsma4ug36nxz7a4w3brhsc65ggbsd6t5am@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7i7dhajum26",
    "alt_text": "I'm not looking to deal with any extra bullshit today, thanks"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-07 21:02:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifuki7fduhetyohzwrqodowsqffp6hlsv32ghhohsxqdvbyw7fxzm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7gfyrxatg26",
    "alt_text": "why the fuck am I even here?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-07 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiapeiwsicymiirbln4to7fsjftffohm2gofegui2sym6goam7jpqe@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7fs7rosoh2w",
    "alt_text": "you bet your dick I'm angry"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-06 22:10:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicwxpchmvsebyork4rs7fp3lgsrhnkukve57mngwzg4h7ioo4pzhi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7dzdklhrk2l",
    "alt_text": "why the fuck did I engage"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-06 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreierkem2xldifnekbjwkexnvqesarbmzykyk44brozc7u7gzq43uaq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7dbquu2sr2e",
    "alt_text": "nothing good's gonna come from this shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-05 23:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiaqdeujnmteqx4mzbw2svc7hl4wbusdhalhduvfr5p3jyw7zhavum@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7bos2twkp26",
    "alt_text": "do I fuckin look relaxed"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-05 14:24:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiaomntatdd4onfsyw2neqy7eblnu6yb4jiy7uwg3hxp7cfo5w3ety@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m7aotbuvqn2y",
    "alt_text": "COULD YOU SHOVE YOUR QUESTION UP YOUR ASS?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-04 22:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibsw4mvokipqm3q7wrrjvjwmalgbkrb3smcwnmkcam46hp5wyu22i@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m76zdz5bjw22",
    "alt_text": "mother fuck bucket"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-04 15:03:21 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicckdcjmtsdc4mz5q2vknmfvh3mfidpc4uspvkxgx3v4hlxkhng4e@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m76aknjvuo2e",
    "alt_text": "dumb motherfuckers gonna  dumb motherfucker, i guess"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-03 23:01:49 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihwqvy37zshxrtlijk5lolkp2dyvvzpmbuaxn77ls5fjjz4p5ysgu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m74ktca6et2l",
    "alt_text": "WAS THIS SHIT THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-03 14:25:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiclptoilmgzrbbyr2lobdiqzsvtl4m32s4jylvkvglpjn3m4bcfay@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m73nxd2sp727",
    "alt_text": "I'll leave you to your weird bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-02 22:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigjrjd3azn7mxujezxvjc7l3q5uv4s2sbyu67zxuvcrd2aikgz6du@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6zy5a6j4c26",
    "alt_text": "put me down as hugely fuckin' skeptical"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-02 15:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihiadxc4t2icbhcoxmyabtaqyezae6h6mwem3k24d65lehbfzxpqy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6z7va42wk24",
    "alt_text": "well excuse the shit outta me"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-01 23:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifobo32og6t55ttx7edcdy2fq2atghpngukpxeo2afan5azkqy7py@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6xkakq2fj2l",
    "alt_text": "please consider therapy or fucking off"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-12-01 14:08:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihskf3vehdflkgtp5y3xh75juvdutrjt7glceurcjrgxb3phj4c3q@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6wm33i7fi24",
    "alt_text": "oh hey it's this dumbshit again"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-30 21:02:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihdc6plyxvrkaddjrmi4ystlphuvjv5msi6b3whb26lwphdnpbigm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6usqh7xqu22",
    "alt_text": "get real, dickshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-30 15:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigkwq6qw36mn55gjq2bbiegolcyi3lanqwk6ugsvuvgipdm7yzese@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6u6xdf5uk2y",
    "alt_text": "I find myself profoundly fuckin un-motivated"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-29 22:10:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiazsl7m3i6aqykhdji663ofryg6bzw6faf5eusjlehl4sw2w7f3me@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6sg2z3rr62y",
    "alt_text": "yeah, fuck that plan"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-29 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihl5msjxqml5w2tnnjdw5dkma2675ubhaysq7pl3mcbak7ltrdliq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6roighjoy22",
    "alt_text": "don't bring that shit into my life"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-28 23:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreib3cp5vbu3ay5tgmu3saxkr4pkuzzsnwkqkebzjc5nww2qcq7othm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6q3jmhglx2y",
    "alt_text": "did i miss the meeting about why you haven't fucked off?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-28 14:24:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigt3os5l6znfbueml4pbp4owlxnqfezvbg4qtytcfmj6txmycns34@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6p3ku2n2n2y",
    "alt_text": "not a fucking chance"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-27 22:27:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibcehrowx3dzyjtotwksbfzzfyt4xlpl56cmbb5hodi7m5kmieqru@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6ng3klp3k26",
    "alt_text": "OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-27 15:04:47 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihhofd2mbi2gkaerrayyzwjj2u6pvzxsrktc3jkak2wocudyffcii@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6mnerl2xu2d",
    "alt_text": "I heard you the first time motherfucker"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-26 23:01:36 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreieq47pxptjrkdgjcqisl6qoaikyf3g6rf5tarprj7a7v6tizibal4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6kxkhptz22h",
    "alt_text": "today is not the day to fuck with me"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-26 14:25:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiaxfquzhfdd4bg254p7gi66dmeaum6o55skwxw35pppumf5qeqevy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6k2osv63y2g",
    "alt_text": "trust me, you don't want to hear about this shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-25 22:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiga36ih4h3dxxj3aamjjy5ikulprdmeww2gvmnnaqauhzdw3afu4q@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6ieuse7y42e",
    "alt_text": "my horseshit tolerance is down to single digits"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-25 15:08:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreib4yrwer223j2dw6gub7ud4ef54vqq53rnqpmdh3emt2jr3iru7si@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6hmmtdcxe27",
    "alt_text": "YOU HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO FUCK OFF"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-24 23:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiggmqwt4u6d235aduijf4bvbmvxa5hsv55spi5lmzaunor6r5vhq4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6fwy4lpsp27",
    "alt_text": " what in the fuck did you expect?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-24 14:08:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiblj4eogmzl63br3ykmu4jbwvdo2vpjzse7g7c2ixj3xjc2j3vdwe@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6eysmfsmf2x",
    "alt_text": "I already forgot who the fuck you are supposed to be"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-23 21:02:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreid2ex3g567vrbh7fjsnrnu3bid3solb7kl2tu5b2xy767yqfpegtq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6d7huuknz2d",
    "alt_text": "what the Christing fuck, it's my day off"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-23 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihoeinqqwmg5dceyh7ju7wsxusmy6btywjghozp7psc2mx6kb3awy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6clovv4hx2m",
    "alt_text": "this entire platform can eat my nuts"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-22 22:10:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifuerfojk5mb3ure55vmcig3wcgio5dao2yvmm2bnkjpbyg3buk4i@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6asskv5w32e",
    "alt_text": "I can't ever unsee that horseshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-22 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibwodsin37alw75h6vlukdc4nlyvimbgr64fzylqurr4eavpclq24@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6a37y6tyy26",
    "alt_text": "too bad you're such a giant fucking baby"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-21 23:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreie2gfmrc3m2dbut6ygkqoszubu5cmgvwlcgsxs6d6kixryi5yxoc4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m66ib5ytvc2q",
    "alt_text": "this is gonna be a shitshow"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-21 14:24:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicibsi7erju6grk5476jksk2uig47qwcb6x5p3h6cz5j6dxqzrsfm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m65icflmbp2y",
    "alt_text": "you are not helping"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-20 22:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihgkajiiars7qmefswc7ufcsjxusbiom7toa7gjbt665ntpigglqi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m63st4rokp2y",
    "alt_text": "even you're not gullible enough to believe that shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-20 15:05:10 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicc45rey4ismkp23ti65e5ljprj6hrfnk5ewxh5eiq4ryihvs73da@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m6324ywbai2g",
    "alt_text": "as an expert in fucked up shit, this is some really fucked up shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-19 23:02:10 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifyz2x55l4grkmwnommjz4qbim3nx2pncpw2clqfufebietffr2cq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5zecztz7b2e",
    "alt_text": "Shut your fucking stink hole already"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-19 14:25:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreic6uxjanc4piaf7tdipo5yiiiah2km3sk2aem5oridvzdhykiwpvq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5yhgftokf26",
    "alt_text": "who died and made you the king of stupid shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-18 22:22:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicsa63wf73vapqy5dltmm5wmbgbvrez3vbncimzsehaxpvbtyvvz4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5wrmdlgb52l",
    "alt_text": "Because fuck you, that's why"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-18 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreih2wanaecztzbq3cuczes45az7argqk67ozrynvldgzgxsdnaiqs4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5vzecm7rk2q",
    "alt_text": "this shit is not my idea of a good time"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-17 23:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibuamootugj27c5mldigxtojpygr5hhg7mqfi7ar27b36jsrzhhhe@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5udpoarvp24",
    "alt_text": "life is too short to entertain this bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-17 14:08:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreih7dxs4jbjc4nqrp2577e6z7p4kfj63ossjsffd35syy2fpky6tou@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5tfk5hdqb2l",
    "alt_text": "Christ on a fucking submarine sandwich, what the fuck is this shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-16 21:02:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihtp3fec74zdn626ufa37ojnidixwpas5wl7m6a4kthx4j5zdval4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5rm7kahdp2y",
    "alt_text": "yeah, man, fuck off"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-16 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreieep4dqybsqzhydtn3lk4ax64fgua3u64jmlxacxyh3dwuthc4ddq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5qygh7vrw26",
    "alt_text": "i can smell that bullshit from here"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-15 22:10:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiaveqqov4bpn5dm67owsiwawwbr6un6f3egxphqgjd6tsyerm7bie@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5p7k6mgnh2x",
    "alt_text": "that shit got old in a hurry"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-15 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreih4r7kvnkhmbygivvawttv7knw6smysrstrt5dsl2kxcogusdc6mq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5ohxjsljk2x",
    "alt_text": "i'm fuckin exhausted from being angry all the time"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-14 23:56:15 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreif36kun7hsvilslxl5peapzjqg6fjgeuxd4d4v52kmjbdvstdldha@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5muz5ci6g2h",
    "alt_text": "Some asshole thought this was a great idea"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-14 14:24:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicdu6adlkv77mezu6s4kkxc5d72h4dcprhmpdj5dljuhcj6ltsct4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5luzx4ewj26",
    "alt_text": "i haven't really had the time to be depressed about this shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-13 22:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiahmilwsrfwsh4ejgudnp7ngh6vyvt5ixesug4ukxebcufqbk45vm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5k7kp64km2d",
    "alt_text": "hopefully someone will come along to kick your ass"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-13 15:04:22 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiaeehowro66k3c53bfhzovfcoyd7saqvhlvfgauslmvtz2xaqindi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5jgt5nw4s2m",
    "alt_text": "Sorry that being a decent fucking human being is so inconvenient for you"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-12 23:01:55 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifh74u7w7vqntc5xdyqhp5icjap6vnhmdicemb565idqoxlueokti@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5hr24zx6s2y",
    "alt_text": "this is a great time for you to shut the fuck up"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-12 14:25:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreie4kjvakyo4tbhtz7eosktapcaa2bevd3kzdtl3ednsjpiyla2ijy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5gu5yofrt2q",
    "alt_text": "if only there was a cure for being a shithead"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-11 22:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreialrm3l5wizwo73kdq5ejckrakpuo422boub4k3vbqw7232chgyci@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5f6dvhd3m2p",
    "alt_text": "maybe one day you'll reflect on how fuckin' stupid this made you look"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-11 15:08:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicfyo4sfhycy5zjuxya6p5oiv5cqjjnfrxz2mb6yshuvkzkc2m4j4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5eg3vzlhl2y",
    "alt_text": "i didn't want to see that shit!"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-10 23:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigxebimrihxviwcxpycaoeyvutcwyxq35ck7twgiq4emnzfmyerk4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5cqhaav432p",
    "alt_text": "dipshit season starts earlier every year"
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  {
    "date": "2025-11-10 14:08:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiauspx7gjcubpvxpodqjq2xpu254nb6suwtqd6oft3z6oovjz46oe@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m5bsbpvtbz2w",
    "alt_text": "I'm not looking forward to tomorrow's bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-09 21:02:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifg2sfmwbfips3o46gssfwur3yv3knaqnmxs6hkldnqsh6ujwy6ge@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m57ywyzop42p",
    "alt_text": "I imagine that you are always such a huge asshole"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-09 15:08:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihe4mxsd5ucghs54fgpch7nicjrptkit27ncsr4qn2vklmasbcqnq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m57f62zkl726",
    "alt_text": "i'd have to be a real dumbass to bet on this week getting better"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-08 22:10:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigw4rk7g2avfdkhuv5bbszm456p25o6552dqgvi63gg7b7zg3nwlu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m55mbo4suy2h",
    "alt_text": "you're gonna rot your brain with this shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-08 15:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidpjy7pn4yn3jf2hagv3gintpkbmzvedpdghrivqoprhmflo4u4de@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m54up32sar24",
    "alt_text": "consider that perhaps no one is interested in your opionion because it is fucking awful"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-07 23:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigdc4naprrhusrfalygtwg3h3ihxczr6swcwmsbb4pdlnfc5tu2hi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m53bqc42pk2g",
    "alt_text": "this is some olympic medal bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-07 14:24:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifvitibrg2pvecpgpegpvfftgnlyvrgtuftjr4rp2taajcyuh4xc4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m52brkxnaz2m",
    "alt_text": "i don't care what fuckin' day of the week it is, i'm out of here until monday"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-06 22:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigsqk3b2c55lqeszbwb3gzcrkvpok4lfnkhpx4vfabsewkvi56flq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4ymcajx3i2e",
    "alt_text": "I am fuckin' traumatized"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-06 15:03:32 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreih2gbmtwrlawcnqk2g3uwshk5soud23qddjkn2h5sry2fmxtoufsq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4xtj7fg7b27",
    "alt_text": "have you considered that maybe not everything is about your weird fuckin' life"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-05 23:01:35 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreieifdtjtxaxn67cr43glu4do6frz42ff5qgkifkh2m3pn7sefq2ia@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4w5r4f6xk2y",
    "alt_text": "let's get back to bullying millionaires"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-05 14:25:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiayvbjqld3x42xvpa7eu2rz2do4i6puoj52r7is2jghkw77oc7slm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4vavl2jli22",
    "alt_text": "what the fuck happened?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-04 22:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiff6j7n5rvz3a2vbj4ikjmmeykewvhktbh4xxdzes7vnnnmjawatu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4tl3hkez72h",
    "alt_text": "who the fuck came up with this bullshit?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-04 15:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreib6bkdjzkfmwqwcx5m2gjw2lwgxqwnsk255sxgh5zc4ibeg5xa3di@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4ssth4dvc2e",
    "alt_text": "in the old days we let smart people run shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-03 23:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicwc63i267by5qrdslr4jaqo42g5xu6xcm7jb3fiilurtpqvzrdxi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4r56rxbqr22",
    "alt_text": "maybe next week we can all try to act like human fuckin beings"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-03 14:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreid7wrxs3clztmfkeap3jpn2x3ochci26mpprutijeppbgpxw6f4xi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4q6z726uy27",
    "alt_text": "pardon me while I get the fuck out of here"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-02 21:02:19 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiei7mqhieknt3ai2mi3xaistitxwyjoyillegetqxooqpf7rv7m5u@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4ofp3nysv2d",
    "alt_text": "how do regular people tolerate your bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-02 15:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihafm3kch72rzkd2rysqqe6iyaoaznihn6oeedfkvp4gkmwtsc3vu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4nrvkjsbg2m",
    "alt_text": "what a fuckin' dingus"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-28 06:58:52 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigvjkohkd3wan7rxzbny2wlelcrqby4iemfb6hdw7xz3gms432mzq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4aeaawadf2r",
    "alt_text": "I am sad from sports"
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  {
    "date": "2025-11-01 21:10:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreid6pwpkblzkhkssa4okeecluywxwtxdkpjr6oajyxz7qmgoonhrxm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4lvnx7djs2l",
    "alt_text": "the next motherfucker who tells me to calm down is gonna get a punch in the dick"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-01 14:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifoihuoqnlcx7ruoqjr7fwcqvxjgn6neqgzmrlv3yvkvyjqg2p6sm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4l63eelti2e",
    "alt_text": "thank you for this generous helping of horseshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-11-01 02:20:52 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidk2hy5d5mz6ybr3hsph2avdzvofllsvvxpddoovncuknv43t5i7e@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4jwktni2k2k",
    "alt_text": ""
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  {
    "date": "2025-11-01 01:25:28 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibnnkt6k7vb7n464xwcuqokwpc26e3oyygrnqvjosov55jwauozie@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4jthsaq6s2k",
    "alt_text": ""
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  {
    "date": "2025-10-31 22:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiglr3aukkfndbearyze5yz2jyhpf5wawjnitfj22uredtb2onggqa@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4jl4kkruz2y",
    "alt_text": "you don't have to be a dipshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-31 13:24:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibsplp3t4335iikemd3vhy6a5iglr3z3xmo7bqazjjdxexbg5tara@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4il5rdc7h2y",
    "alt_text": "what kind of fucking idiot do you take me for?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-30 21:27:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifrnh3ozageqvhzihjvi55jzwf6u4rdz454gbdud7dv77n3f2zyse@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m4gvolrmgk2l",
    "alt_text": "i'm gettin' kind of tired of having my fuckin' mind blown"
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  {
    "date": "2025-10-26 20:02:36 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidzmsfo7o4e5illobz3z3gd7rcocrb6gtsg5ccm4smm3bq3sug7fe@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m44p3tuogx2q",
    "alt_text": "eat birdshit, haters"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-26 14:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreic2w2v6musmvvzfroa6rvdtexgvk3av2s52m5cqe3isgpkz2rdrwu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m443btbcj727",
    "alt_text": "this definitely makes you sound like a dumbfuck!"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-25 21:10:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreickizlmdyd7w4jv4ytuipmelo2yxdcmssb2afuohmb42syus4tkrq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m42cfiq4by2o",
    "alt_text": "tell this horseshit to fuck off"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-25 14:08:07 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicscsi4cpfldbsledvzkm7vissl7xb2b3kmncsbs5w3phvw3pyidq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3zkt2ht6f2k",
    "alt_text": "JESUS BUTT HUMPING CHRIST"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-24 22:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreia4hdm3z5bocwjidfn3qncqq2wb5fgrjzmia54g6ultmnhipfp6cq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3xxu4bjbh2o",
    "alt_text": "you probably shouldn't have said that shit out loud"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-24 13:24:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidtlrpatr7wugoraroidva2jedhts6552dni3op4lwgwcelhgo6ie@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3wxvd5krq2z",
    "alt_text": "WHAT FUCKIN COWBOY DID THIS BULLSHIT"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-23 21:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiegxn7xda745ewsqhgtxiibk7o4vzd4iyxoetenoyms6roqjogbtq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3vcg2sp5226",
    "alt_text": "you bet your dick i'm gonna be petty about this shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-23 14:06:48 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifcm5y2weavwrshexx6xa7delg5gravotnvb5ocr52g6xsvxol354@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3ujsu4rcp2q",
    "alt_text": "i guess it's my fault for being a fuckin' optimist"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-22 22:02:55 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigovnryfqh6brihsbricqizc3dio7fvf4wbsacj7zqpt7gpg6psoa@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3stxcnvyz25",
    "alt_text": "Chock full of horseshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-22 13:25:08 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidgh6hwsj65o7yggii7qersblpfhto4pbe4hogfurk3tm7njjtqbi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3rwzgzn7m2h",
    "alt_text": "the best course of action would be to shut your fucking trap"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-21 21:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreickq2rlxbnjnzhor23fselqzd5sgzyt56ewomx2l3ksugyxevyhga@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3qb7byydj2p",
    "alt_text": "i guess you don't really do much introspection shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-21 14:08:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihda4dkjac7coee53tak3moykwkyhvzsxsffv6umaocdqjd4ks354@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3pixc562f2p",
    "alt_text": "fuckin' tell me about it"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-20 22:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreib3enuvdupmyhigjqemsdlci5f6lr5ucxssd2775jltkcp3gumxae@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3ntcmhtrd26",
    "alt_text": "no way in fuck am i putting up with that shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-20 13:12:56 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiac4berd4d2mccvsas3k4skonceckfi5xtmpbq6l56cncouwunure@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3mvfrxwkw25",
    "alt_text": "the good news is that we're all fucked"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-19 20:02:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihgtifh3oizlugzhyhey4o47xcu4ti4ekp4itsetjtcen6tq2kkse@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3l3sj2e532h",
    "alt_text": "today was a good day to stay in bed"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-19 14:08:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigi3cpqmirfcxqfubxefs56tulgo5r7hueksred6spwkes36qdxoi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3khzi7t7r2o",
    "alt_text": "WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-18 21:10:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreieyinem6bpoprjahgwsz4d5bhzsx4hg76rsdhaycnpnmbgov2n5iy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3ip52qdav27",
    "alt_text": "oh my fuck"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-18 14:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihkoprwtfhl4kl2q4mcsxltu62zc2lulf53wtkolfmtyfidkolbqa@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3hxkirjde2k",
    "alt_text": "WHY WOULD WE LISTEN TO AN EXPERT INSTEAD OF A DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHO TALKS REALLY LOUD"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-17 22:56:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihnroqt3dec7vrdtvw7arocuuke7fm2wwiljzlf7lrvcrbx5g5mne@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3gelpu6p62o",
    "alt_text": "Can't say i've ever thought about this bullshit before"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-17 13:24:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiah6at572yiiccrz4lnwpkvim2pjimetzwprgrrdfjy5fbq42ro44@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3femxv42a2h",
    "alt_text": "WHO SAID YOU COULD STOP FUCKING OFF"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-16 21:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihgn5pxstiuuvlu6gxsbjdlclzph3bzcd6ta36jtonnfdrubhotri@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3dp5mpcq32o",
    "alt_text": "check out this dickbrained motherfucker"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-16 14:05:49 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreie3tey7raezll2zeqx5h64oenvktifrnncy5hbob24zpaieu25nki@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3cwiod6cq2q",
    "alt_text": "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-15 22:02:51 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreib4ugqrnlmrqk3dtielo6lq35efugu3u7jcxq4co632lckvtwhd7i@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3baor42ea2z",
    "alt_text": "that shit is getting real old"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-15 13:25:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifabezkihegrxo7e7xnrh34tepvityvjvofdrmr5563ajtubm3sga@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m3adqwklyi2c",
    "alt_text": "holy shit i hate all of this"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-14 21:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicmybhpdtm62vhpiornqa34hgkg4k5hysym5653ybwtgylfaz6v24@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m36nwtwsw72z",
    "alt_text": "do you think that you of all people should be talking shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-14 14:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihseei4pa4sufwmm7dh3dqbtwqibotq4qjdtuoiqg5gmkz7xcduze@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m35vosskv626",
    "alt_text": "Get the fuck out of my timeline"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-13 22:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreid5hfpyggwfxmxjq445nbsmcok6ug2bvoreyy6ouc27pizcndz6ti@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m34a27mf452q",
    "alt_text": "Getting your shit together is overrated"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-13 13:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreift46nn3v2g6eqk666zqxudep3blkkperif6lcjsjmcwwallitcw4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m33bumfxrp2o",
    "alt_text": "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-12 20:02:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifxvzf7tycebqlj5k5bgtihxng3x6kgzprnkytgdqredg4fmpr6ni@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2zijxof2o2k",
    "alt_text": "i look forward to the day when i can stop giving a crap"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-12 14:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreie3n2zc2eadd662jg424kmaq72agtzluuahsfq75vntpaqojnf4de@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2yuqx2rjw2p",
    "alt_text": "don't forget to be a fuckin' human being"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-11 21:10:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihwfzvajql7rroo7mfm2k462webct5hxn6egtqkbzn7f57hqup3ui@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2x3unlmu42h",
    "alt_text": "motherfucker shush"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-11 14:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibmk63h56jx326r7im6ghru6ijnxyqkxsjxjf4ua3fi6e7wzeg474@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2webzx4zo2h",
    "alt_text": "THE SEASONS MAY CHANGE, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN ASSHOLE"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-10 22:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreih6hu32owuam4lzlynalkudk43asg4zhga7leqn5bjeij5ay3wjzq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2urd7lic52q",
    "alt_text": "i am perfectly content to not be a part of your bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-10 13:24:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiamtnvgxkutolbp56wqe3lstbelecyhq2f7h27gf4tbz4hgyvb2r4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2trehcgba2k",
    "alt_text": "get fucked soon"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-09 21:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreid7uulhphqidoylckdns3p4rlpbee5es62sie4phsnmxd4csjgmqq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2s3v64lvu2q",
    "alt_text": "I AM THRILLED TO SAY THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-09 14:05:25 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicszkesydwfkjcllu5qdpxj4ewc6rrad57qhwirohe77kfumlxeca@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2rd7ilqle26",
    "alt_text": "WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-07 21:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidsj555at7wq2knz6tpq2eiamnn74bxnpmcpz23ltzb7wls6cl3v4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2n2ofcoqu2q",
    "alt_text": "fix your shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-07 14:08:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibgja52a42mj3nbf6blfxumop3sd4htz5hpklmdiap7zcqcognfhm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2mcgfo4z726",
    "alt_text": "why the fuck are you surprised"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-06 22:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidb45t7nxhozv6ufg3ycypvxyvfn5vqwhtjpfpjrc6h54kyoquxza@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2kmrpzmsa26",
    "alt_text": "you Should be doing 100% more shut-the-fuck-upping"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-06 13:08:07 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidhcnxww7amn63hrrjbwgelmhxc6snlk3kakwxo4c4padsrckel4u@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2jombjyvs2c",
    "alt_text": "where in the fuck is your brain"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-05 20:02:06 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigr2uouzsoscf2wjhlfelh5grx2ejrrcxfqpx7dnx25g4fc3k6ccu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2hvbn5tgr2o",
    "alt_text": "try that shit again and see what happens"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-05 14:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidneapb7nr5o5rlsg7o2424vps64piiuwyjhitleq5kxmaxkilhmy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2hbii4xm72p",
    "alt_text": "not gonna like, i was hoping shit would be a lot better by now"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-04 21:10:05 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibamieum7vs5edipahozgzrgwwczdjbkjb2sjr5bu2morxumzyffe@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2fimbol3u25",
    "alt_text": "sounds like it sucks ass"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-04 14:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihoqssyofvqyvtfk77ucfpkx7dpmyng34o4bkd54wjtbixt75qm4m@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2eqzkvyf52h",
    "alt_text": "have you considered not being a dipshit?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-03 22:56:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifpqybnpdb33d677t7xdok3xrgti3zvqpmv6vxxzjik4iknjzu5hy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2d62riok52k",
    "alt_text": "why the fuck am i sober right now?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-03 13:24:04 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicgl6rtc7gvx2ahyvg73yznvgftsuu5hujruh6azzpusloogplwva@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2c6424aoy2k",
    "alt_text": "it's never too late to stop being a piece of shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-02 21:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibp65mhbtizfjvs77gdl4kvdakfhnkmeqznn5xnna4btyj65luda4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2aimpspkc2k",
    "alt_text": "motherfucker do I look okay?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-02 14:05:15 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreie6dv6cchzwrj6ecawdlgqn2zr7xfnuncofnh2zfvgz3d2azehawa@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m27pwrjxbz2o",
    "alt_text": "what kind of asshole would do this shit?"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-01 22:02:10 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiciswiafj2dbw2g2oqwv3oh4zu3v5exgw5hsti3ngvwrd4jjm2qn4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m2624nhn662k",
    "alt_text": "it is my deepest desire  that you fuck off"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-10-01 13:25:07 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreibwm7ct3gbqtvpjt6cybmpkc6qvt6n4qpdoy7sjx6bplyaoymmcf4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m255a376ux2p",
    "alt_text": "you know what this conversation needed? more dipshits"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-30 21:22:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreiahot63dqf7yfca4kgrp5aw4ddr7vpjvtus2ypqjv3iapswyzlmwq@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m23hfx3qfa2k",
    "alt_text": "i didn't have this shit on my bingo card"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-30 14:08:07 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigwra24zx27m4lz6bnb42wbawbt65w5qjglmhzftisp3ff3dosm4a@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3m22p62ie2h25",
    "alt_text": "we get it,  we get it,  you're really fuckin' smart"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-29 22:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidhlbnfq76f6iwyvyo3bdi5hetkxrr7cfw7tgoi6eey6k4x7bw7tu@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzyzjduizr2z",
    "alt_text": "i'm too old to deal with these fuckshits and their fuckshit ideas"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-29 13:08:03 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreigurm2hwusvad2lrt7pnyzty3b7ilqf2w6eknowizdzjmjjyz3g4i@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzy3dq5gb32o",
    "alt_text": "big dumbass energy"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-28 20:02:18 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreih3vybimpxxcat32pdojhtvnsz5sss7va3xlumsx6jna7wqcgzuv4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzwbzk325n2k",
    "alt_text": "i didn't get out of bed and put on clothes to be subjected to this horseshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-28 14:08:01 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreieghmqehhz4iv6twodsnzxtx7uqgyl2slu2n6hqptuswv5gocyvv4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzvo7zzkqu2z",
    "alt_text": "Someone should shove bees up your ass"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-27 21:10:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifqfha65rzbn2ibzbigutv7lgaladt252gb75p4gelb5lbatzp34i@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lztvdq56l32c",
    "alt_text": "motherfucker it's only tuesday"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-27 14:08:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreia5i64ikznlazwzy3gctw5asxoqrcpyr6bxievvfnbslbye6ooxki@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzt5r53oyq2q",
    "alt_text": "tuesdays are for fucking off"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-26 22:56:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreifes62qycvll2iih5ftkhlayeqolnokxcbltxutconevxd7pzwg3u@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzrksdugvt2k",
    "alt_text": "even a dumbfuck can be right sometimes"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-26 13:24:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreib74hiedaq2jogsxmtu4nbqg3y6zg6bzncqsldr3vdyv63gu7qaxy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzqktkbznx2j",
    "alt_text": " i'm glad that someone likes your bullshit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-25 21:27:02 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreihinrbczz6pdtqvy2b7zndqewitdzo5m3ugysyo2jkeqejsj5n6vm@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzovebv4uo2i",
    "alt_text": "whatever, bitch"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-25 14:03:56 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreidy75scwaq3xvv54g64kpgwvecwqten6q6y2wvtmgkrt35j6mnkzy@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzo4lxgkoq25",
    "alt_text": "i do not want whatever the fuck this is"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-24 22:01:19 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreicf5rrthyows33uhto2yjndljgqdjffsgs4jk74loii73zbecw2z4@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzmgsoeqaw2v",
    "alt_text": "do people usually like it when you do that shit"
  },
  {
    "date": "2025-09-24 13:25:07 UTC",
    "image_url": "https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:xo32sqgvpykv4vp65l3jnupd/bafkreid3epo2eemo6qoi662rimab2lkwemoaazywqemd6km7i44cxlziyi@jpeg",
    "post_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/effinbirds.com/post/3lzljxn2hcv25",
    "alt_text": "i read some shit on the internet, i'm an expert now"
  }
]