Add more meme CLI commands to the Ingot CLI

[sinisterMage]

📜 Summary

W++ is a chaotic and lovingly nonsensical language, and so is its CLI — ingot. We already have fun commands like:

• ingot npm install → creates node_modules and pretends to install 69,000 packages
• ingot pacman → pretends to install Arch Linux and downloads an ISO file 😭

Let’s add more meme commands to the CLI!

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💡 Ideas (you can choose or invent your own):

• ingot sloth
  Print a random sloth fact, sloth emoji parade, or ASCII sloth.

• ingot doctor
  Outputs: “✅ Your code is healthy. Just kidding. Please stop.”

• ingot chaos
  Prints 3 randomized W++ syntax rules that don’t exist.

• ingot ping
  Pings 127.0.0.1 and declares the internet “unstable” no matter what.

• ingot rickroll
  Opens the Rickroll link in a browser (only if safe and funny, optional).

• ingot ragequit
  Prints “Exiting due to user incompetence. (jk)” and exits with code 42.

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🔧 Where to Add

Check out IngotCLI/Program.cs. You can follow the pattern used for:

if (args.Length >= 2 && args[0] == "npm" && args[1] == "install")
{
    RunTrollNpmInstall();
    return;
}

Or this:

if (args.Length >= 1 && args[0] == "pacman")
{
    await RunPacmanTroll();
    return;
}

You can either add new RunSlothCommand()-style methods, or inline your jokes directly — just keep the chaos tasteful and in-character 😎

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✅ Acceptance Criteria

• Add a new fun command that does not modify user files (unless intended)
• Add command routing in Program.cs
• Include emoji or memes if you want 😏
• Add your command to the help message (ingot help)
• Open a Pull Request with a short summary of your command

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🙌 Why This Matters

W++ isn’t just a language — it’s an experience. We want contributors who are here to bring joy, humor, and sloth facts to life through code.

Even 1-line jokes are welcome contributions.