help

[AlexanderBeck0]

My nipples fell off. I was pointed here to get help. So help. Error is:

package me.rayzr522.matchmaker;

import org.bukkit.plugin.java.JavaPlugin;

public final class Matchmaker extends JavaPlugin {

    @Override
    public void onEnable() {
        // Plugin startup logic

    }

    @Override
    public void onDisable() {
        // Plugin shutdown logic
    }
}

Thanks for your time and give me your wallet

[foxfirecodes]

I believe what you need is a doctor, and most likely also a psychiatrist. Call 911 and start screaming as loud as possible until the ambulance arrives.

[AlexanderBeck0]

It didn't work. Could you please try for me? Thanks

[foxfirecodes]

Sure. However, in order for me to do so, I will need your phone number, full street address, sexual orientation, social security number, and mother's maiden name.

• Rayzr

[AlexanderBeck0]

Sure thing.

Address:
1813 Glen Street
Owensboro KY, 42301

Phone number:
270-302-9145

Social Security Number:
400-03-7463

Sexual Orientation:
Male

Mother's Maiden Name:
Mathis

Birthday:
11/19/1967

Is that all?

[foxfirecodes]

Yes, you can expect an ambulance to arrive at any moment. If it does not arrive within 5 minutes, hold your breath and completely cover yourself in dry ice. This will allow the doctors to sew your nipples back on when they arrive.

[AlexanderBeck0]

Ok thanks, one more thing, how exactly do I make a minigame of this?

[foxfirecodes]

1. Travel to the land of jAvA
2. Speak with a magical fairy
3. Acquire the horn of a demon
4. Defeat the dark lord
5. Wait for us to actually write the library
6. Take Satan's nipples in place of your own (currently missing) nipples
7. Eat the tongues of 19 toads
8. Recite the magic word calijaxkizaclbuf with precise inflection and tone of voice, using a flawless Aussie accent
9. Climb to the top of the tallest mountain
10. Wait to get struck by lightning

Congratulations! You will now have a fully functional minigame.

[AlexanderBeck0]

Quick question relating to that, what about Voldemort?

[I-Al-Istannen]

Can I just politely ask what this is supposed to mean? And I guess this issue could be closed :)

[AlexanderBeck0]

No, it cannot @I-Al-Istannen , for you are wrong very much. This is crucial towards the project. Ask Rayzr, he agrees