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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
  <head>
    <meta charset="utf-8" />
    <title>Service Never</title>
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
    <link rel="stylesheet" href="site.css">
    <script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.2.0/dist/js/bootstrap.bundle.min.js" integrity="sha384-A3rJD856KowSb7dwlZdYEkO39Gagi7vIsF0jrRAoQmDKKtQBHUuLZ9AsSv4jD4Xa" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
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        width: 50%;
        background-color: #ddd;
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        height: 20px;
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        -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
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  </head>
  <body>
  <!-- Navigation -->
    <div class="navcontainer">
        <a class="navlinks" href="https://sharepointlist.com/">
          <img src="https://sharepointlist.com/logo.png" alt="Service Never Stoned Paperclip" height="125">
        </a>
        <img src="images/wordart(4).png" alt="ServiceNever" height="100">
        <br>
        <a class="navlinks" href="https://github.com/sysengineer13/ServiceNever" target="_blank">ServiceNever.Git</a>
        <a class="navlinks" href="#" onclick="toggleMagicWordGif()">Log In</a>
        <div class="dropdown navlinks">
          <button class="dropbtn">Helpful Resources</button>

          <div class="dropdown-content">
            <a href="https://sharepointlist.com/" target="_blank">Submit a Ticket</a>
            <a href="https://www.google.com/" target="_blank">Contact Support</a>
            <a href="https://downloadmoreram.com/" target="_blank">Download RAM</a>
            <a href="#" onclick="toggleMagicWordGif()">Restart my Computer</a>
            <div id="askNicely" style="display: none;">
              <img src="images/off-on.gif" height="300" alt="Have you tried turning it off & on?" />
            </div>
          </div>

        </div>
      </div>
  <!-- Navigation -->


   <!-- Download Virus & Login GIF-->

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        <input type="button" name="answer" value="Download Virus" onclick="showDiv()" />
        <div id="welcomeDiv" style="display:none;" class="answer_list">
          <p>Download Status of a Virus:</p>
          <div id="Progress_Status">
            <div id="myprogressBar"></div>
            <center>
              <a href="https://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/about">Click here</a>
            </center>
          </div>
        </div>
      </div>

      <div id="askNicely" style="display: none;">
        <img src="images/jurrasic-park-samuel-l-jackson.gif" alt="You didn't say the magic word!" />
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    <!-- Download Virus & Login GIF-->


   <!-- Submit a Ticket Form: Left Side -->
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    <div class="row">
      <div class="align-self-center col-xl-8 col-lg-4 col-md-12 col-sm-12 col-xs-12">
        <h1>Submit a Ticket</h1>
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        <input type="text" id="name" name="name" placeholder="jef">
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        <br>
        <label for="email">Email:</label>
        <input type="text" id="email" name="email" placeholder="example@sharepointlist.com">
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        <br>
        <label for="phone">Phone:</label>
        <input type="tel" id="phone" name="phone">
        <br>
        <br>
        <label for="dept">Department:</label>
        <select id="dept" name="dept">
          <option value="unsure">Unsure</option>
          <option value="it">IT</option>
          <option value="marketing">Marketing</option>
          <option value="sales">Sales</option>
          <option value="hr">HR</option>
          <option value="finance">Finance</option>
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        <label for="priority">Priority: </label>
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          <option value="die">Will die if not done ASAP</option>
          <option value="idkbruh">IDK I'm going on lunch right now</option>
          <option value="world">The world will end if not fixed immediately</option>
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        <br />
        <label for="problem">Description of Problem:</label>
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        <br>
        <br>
      </div>
    </div>
   <!-- Submit a Ticket Form: Left Side -->


      <!-- Submit Buttons -->
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          <span class="submit" href="http://sharepointlist.com/">Submit</span>
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        </button>
      </div>
      <!-- Submit Buttons -->


 <!-- Right Side -->
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         </CENTER>
       </div>
    </div>
</div>
 <!-- Right Side -->


 <!-- Footer -->
 <footer>
    <a href="https://sociall.link/sysengineer">
        <img alt="microwave edge" src="images/Microwave Edge.png" height="100" />
      </a>
    <span style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px;">If there are any issues with the form, <a href="https://discord.gg/7NtgNbc46p">click here</a> & ask for Tyler.</span>
    <img class="navlinks" alt="best viewed with" src="images/best-viewed.jpg">
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