While The Good Place puns are really entertaining, I can imagine newcomers would have a hard time finding what package they need from this package list. Adding a package description somehow would really aid in the usability and approachability of the ecosystem.
It would likely be a breaking change though, because it would require a change in data structure. One workaround might be to have a separate map, mapping package name to description, but it would be a funny lookup problem "okay, this is sounds like the package I need, now to look at the other map to see the URL." But that could be mitigated by a website similar to npmjs.org (jpm.org, anyone?)