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Warning: This is a joke issue a friend dared me to make. 20kdcs are not liable for forewarned misinterpretations.
VGAPride, at the current time, is a 60KB UPX'd program that decompresses to around 100KB.
On our modern systems with 640K of conventional memory, this is a whole 10/64th of memory - around 15%.
Obviously, in practice, around 160K of conventional memory is already used by Watcom-"enhanced" DOS replacements.
In addition, the TSRs required to use various additional hardware, like garglbst.exe, cut away from this even further, and of course there's always the in-the-background firewolf.exe, which manages to use a staggering -128% of memory.
This leaves VGAPride with insufficient memory to run.
I presented the problem to the weird scary box thing that the local book club and recreational demonic summoning society happens to have laying around, and it spat out... Well, something.
Now, granted, this print-out may have... a non-zero amount of coffee having been spilled on it, and I don't think it has all the flags, but I'm sure it's readable enough.
What could possibly go wrong?
(Tested on FreeDOS x86BOOT.img in PCEM set to emulate an 192k IBM PC with EGA graphics. The mem program won't start, but this will, go figure.)