diff --git a/fluxer_app/src/utils/SystemMessageUtils.tsx b/fluxer_app/src/utils/SystemMessageUtils.tsx
index 146ee2a69..38b868648 100644
--- a/fluxer_app/src/utils/SystemMessageUtils.tsx
+++ b/fluxer_app/src/utils/SystemMessageUtils.tsx
@@ -53,6 +53,12 @@ const getGuildJoinMessagesPlaintext = (i18n: I18n): Array<(username: string) =>
 	(username) => i18n._(msg`You made it, ${username}! We're about to hit 88mph!`),
 	(username) => i18n._(msg`You're here, ${username}! Just in time to rock 'n' roll!`),
 	(username) => i18n._(msg`You've arrived, ${username}! Enjoy the Jigowatt Joyride!`),
+	(username) => i18n._(msg`${username} Was Turned To Steel, In The Great Magnetic Field!`),
+	(username) => i18n._(msg`Get comfy ${username}, enjoy a can of Slurm!`),
+	(username) => il8n._(msg`${username}? ${username}!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!!`),
+	(username) => il8n._(msg`That ${username} is a Spy!`),
+	(username) => il8n._(msg`${username}, Try to remember some of the basics of CQC.`),
+	(username) => il8n._(msg`Well, ${username}! And about time, too!`),
 ];
 
 export const SystemMessageUtils = {
@@ -84,14 +90,14 @@ export const SystemMessageUtils = {
 			case MessageTypes.USER_JOIN: {
 				const messageList = getGuildJoinMessagesPlaintext(i18n);
 				const messageIndex = SnowflakeUtils.extractTimestamp(message.id) % messageList.length;
-				const messageGenerator = messageList[messageIndex];
+					const messageGenerator = messageList[messageIndex];
 				return messageGenerator(username);
 			}
 			case MessageTypes.CHANNEL_PINNED_MESSAGE:
 				return i18n._(msg`${username} pinned a message to this channel.`);
 			case MessageTypes.RECIPIENT_ADD: {
 				const mentionedUser =
-					message.mentions && message.mentions.length > 0 ? UserStore.getUser(message.mentions[0].id) : null;
+				message.mentions && message.mentions.length > 0 ? UserStore.getUser(message.mentions[0].id) : null;
 				if (mentionedUser) {
 					return i18n._(msg`${username} added ${mentionedUser.username} to the group.`);
 				}