5 Years ago （2026.02.1） #7
Description
Blossoms bloom and fade, the solar system’s looped halfway around the Milky Way, from planetary rotations to tidal ebbs and flows, from leaves turning yellow a hundred and eighty times to mosquitoes passing down ten generations— the universe’s practically on the cusp of a little cosmic cycle, and DazToMax hasn’t had a single update to its name. That damn toe bug? It’s still lazing about right where it was five years ago.