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+# helloworld
+This project aims to create the most
+- robust
+- scalable
+- future-proof
+- secure
+- innovative
+- AI-infused
+- blockchain-y
+- aesthetically pleasing
+- concurrent
+- best-practiced
+- test-driven
+- deterministic
+- cool
+- non-deterministic
+- B2B SAAS
+- free
+- open-source
+- containerized
+- embedded
+
+... hello world script ever.
+
+Make a PR and join the future.
+
+Rules:
+- Each run must only print "Hello, world!"
+- The total runtime must be <=20 seconds.
+- No deletion, only modification and expansion.
+- Each new addition should be documented.
+- Each new addition should be modular.
+