diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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@@ -1,26 +1,3 @@
-HELLO GIT
+NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG
=========
-First time installation
------------------------
-
-Install [Git](http://git-scm.com/downloads) and
-[Node.JS](http://nodejs.org/download/) and make sure you have both the
-`git` and `node` commands in your command line path.
-
-Click the "Fork" button above to make your own fork of this repository
-(login to your Github account or create a new one when prompted), then
-clone and install:
-
-```bash
-$ git clone git@github.com:[your-github-username]/hello-git.git
-$ cd hello-git
-$ npm install
-```
-
-Start the application
----------------------
-
-```bash
-$ node hello.js
-```
diff --git a/views/index.ejs b/views/index.ejs
index a2fcced..0a42a3e 100644
--- a/views/index.ejs
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@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
- HELLO FINN
+ The Lovecraftian c(o)urse for gits
