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-Fighting evil by ______, winning love by ______
-Never running from a ______, she is the one named ______.
+Fighting evil by blaming MS-13 for rising crime rates, winning love by alienation.
+Never running from a fight she can win, she is the one named Democracy.
 
-She will never turn her back on her ______.
-She is always there to ______.
-She is the one in whom we can ______.
+She will never turn her back on her sponsors.
+She is always there to cut taxes for the rich.
+She is the one in whom we can preserve the oligarchy.
 
 She is the one named Sailorrrrrr ...
 
-Sailor ______!
-Sailor ______!
-Sailor ______!
-Sailor ______!
+Mother Russia!
+I mean, Sailor Moon!
+yah...Sailor Moon!
+Sailor Moon....?
 
 With secret powers all so new to her
-She is the one named ______.
+She is the one named
+      (()__(()
+     /       \
+    ( /    \  \
+     \ o o    /
+     (_()_)__/ \
+    / _,==.____ \
+   (   |--|      )
+   /\_.|__|'-.__/\_
+  / (        /     \
+  \  \      (      /
+   )  '._____)    /
+(((____.--(((____/
+А дело бывало -- и коза волка съедала. 
+