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AJAX and ME
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By Brett Jackson
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Anakin was a good friend. When I first knew him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda.
- I was wrong. There's still good in him. He is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil. I can't do it, Ben. You cannot escape your destiny. I can't kill my own father. Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. Yoda spoke of
- another. The other he spoke of is your twin sister. But I have no sister. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. Fighters coming in. There's too many of them! Accelerate to attack speed! Draw
- their fire away from the cruisers. Copy, Gold Leader. Come on. We gotta get out of here quick. Not my eyes! Artoo, help! Quickly, Artoo. Oh! Ohhh! You beast! Get the gun! Point it at the deck! Point it at the deck! Artoo, where are we going?
- I couldn't possibly jump. Come on! Let's go! And don't forget the droids. We're on our way. I'll meet you back at the fleet. Hurry. The Alliance should be assembled by now. I will. Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me. Now I owe you
- one. That's right, Artoo. We're going to the Dagobah system. I have a promise to keep... to an old friend. I have a really bad feeling about this. What did he say? I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course
- at a banquet in my honor. Leia! Oh! Your Royal Highness. But these are my friends. Threepio, tell them they must be set free. Somehow, I got the feeling that didn't help us very much. Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll
- become angry and use your magic. But Master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly -- Just tell them. You see, Master Luke they didn't believe me. Just as I said they wouldn't. Wha-wha-what's happening! Oh! Oh, dear! Oh! Put me down! He-e-elp!
- Master Luke! Artoo! Somebody, somebody, help! Master Luke, Artoo! Artoo, quickly! Do something, somebody! Oh! Ohhh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Thank goodness. Thanks, Threepio. I...I never knew I had it in me. I told you to remain on the command ship.
- A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor. Yes, I know. My son is with them. Are you sure? I have felt him, my Master. Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader. They are
- clear, my Master. Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for them. He will come to me? I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you andthen you will bring him before me. As you wish.
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By Brett Jackson
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I told you to remain on the command ship. A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor. Yes, I know. My son is with them. Are you sure? I have felt him, my Master. Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this
- matter are clear, Lord Vader. They are clear, my Master. Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for them. He will come to me? I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you andthen you will bring
- him before me. As you wish. Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get. She's the fastest ship in the fleet. All right, old buddy. You know, I know what she means to you. I'll take good care of her.
- She-she won't get a scratch. All right? Right. I got your promise now. Not a scratch. Look, would you get going, you pirate. Good luck. You, too. It's a trap! We're coming! Come on! Come on! Oh, Artoo, hurry! My goodness! Artoo, why did you
- have to be so brave? Well, I suppose I could hotwire this thing. I'll cover you. Move! Move! The shield is down! Commence attack on theDeath Star's main reactor. We're on our way. Red Group, Gold Group, all fighters follow me. Told you they'd
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Is XML Dead?
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By Brett Jackson
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Yes, that's it. Dagobah. No, I'm not going to change my mind about this. I'm not picking up any cities or technology. Massive life-form readings, though. There's something alive down there... Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe for droids. I know,
- I know! All the scopes are dead. I can't see a thing! Just hang on, I'm going to start the landing cycle... No, Artoo, you stay put. I'll have a look around. I saw them! I saw them! Saw what? Star Destroyers, two of them, coming right at us.
- Sir, sir! Might I suggest... hut him up or shut him down! Check the deflector shield! Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them. Prepare to make the jump to light-speed. But, sir! They're getting closer! Oh yeah? Watch this. Watch what?
- I think we're in trouble. If I may say so, sir, I noticed earlier the hyperdrive motivator has been damaged. It's impossible to go to light-speed! We're in trouble! Laugh it up, fuzz ball. But you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She
- expressed her true feelings for me. My...! Why, you stuck up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder! Who's scruffy-looking? I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid? Why, I guess you don't
- know everything about women yet? Headquarters personnel, report to command center. Take it easy. Excuse us, please. Echo Base...I've got something! Not much, but it could be a life form. This is Rouge Two. this is Rouge Two. Captain Solo, so
- you copy? Commander Skywalker, do you copy? This is Rouge Two. Good morning. Nice of you guys to drop by. Echo Base...this is Rouge Two. I found them. Repeat, I found them. Master Luke, sir, it's good to see you fully functional again. If only
- you had attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now, remember, Chewbacca, you have a responsibility to me, so don't do anything foolish. What's going on...buddy? You're being put into carbon freeze. What if he doesn't survive?
- He's worth a lot to me. The Empire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in! Oh, no! No, no, no! Stop, Chewbacca, stop...! Stop, Chewie, stop! Do you hear me? Stop! Yes, stop, please! I'm not ready to die. Chewie! Chewie, this won't help me.
- Hey! Save your strength. There'll be another time. The princess - you have to take care of her. You hear me? I love you! I know.
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How Much is too much: Know your Java
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By Brett Jackson
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There she is. See-Threepio, do you copy? For the moment. Uh, we're in the main hangar across from the ship. We're right above you. Stand by. You came in that thing? You're braver that I thought. Nice! Come on! It's them! Blast them! Get back to
- the ship! Where are you going? Come back! He certainly has courage. What good will it do us if he gets himself killed? Come on! I think we took a wrong turn. There's no lock! That oughta hold it for a while. Quick, we've got to get across. Find
- the control that extends the bridge. Oh, I think I just blasted it. They're coming through! Here, hold this. Here they come! For luck! Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper? What? Oh...the uniform. I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue
- you. You're who? I'm here to rescue you. I've got your R2 unit. I'm here with Ben Kenobi. Ben Kenobi is here! Where is he? Come on! Hello there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid. Don't worry, he'll be all right. What happened? Rest
- easy, son, you've had a busy day. You're fortunate you're still in one piece. Ben? Ben Kenobi! Boy, am I glad to see you! The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me young Luke, what brings you out this far? Oh, this little droid!
- I think he's searching for his former master...I've never seen such devotion in a droid before...there seems to be no stopping him. He claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know who he's talking about?
- The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense. Pardon me
- for asking, sir, but what good are snub fighters going to be against that? Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated
- a weakness in the battle station. I can't see a thing in this helmet. This is not going to work. Why didn't you say so before? I did say so before! Where are you taking this...thing? Prisoner transfer from Block one-one-three-eight. I wasn't
- notified. I'll have to clear it. Look out! We've got to find out which cell this princess of yours is in. Here it is...cell twenty-one-eight-seven. You go get her. I'll hold them here. Everything is under control. Situation normal. What happened?
- Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you? We're sending a squad up. Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes
- to lock it down. Large leak...very dangerous. Who is this? What's your operating number? Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're going to have company!
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Is C# the Future for Microsoft?
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By Brett Jackson
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That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational! Home One, this is Gold Leader. We saw it. All craft prepare to retreat. You won't get another chance at this, Admiral. We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel
- firepower of that magnitude. Han will have that shield down. We've got to give him more time. Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty
- Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life. With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us
- to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. What did he say? Both are hardworking and will serve you well. Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor,
- or suffer your father's fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke... There is...another...Sky...Sky...walker. I think my eyes are getting
- better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur. There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient. Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything. Oh... great!
- Soon you will learn to appreciate me. Oh, I'm terribly sor... Artoo! What are you doing here? Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. They're going to execute Master Luke and, if we're not careful, us too! Hmm. I
- wish I had your confidence. Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas. The data brought to us by the
- Bothan spies pinpoints the exact location of the Emperor's new battle station. We also know that the weapon systems of this Death Star are not yet operational. With the Imperial Fleet spread throughout the galaxy in a vain effort to engage us,
- it is relatively unprotected. But most important of all, we've learned that the Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of the construction of this Death Star. Many Bothans died to bring us this information. Admiral Ackbar,
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How long will C++ last
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By Brett Jackson
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I told you to remain on the command ship. A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor. Yes, I know. My son is with them. Are you sure? I have felt him, my Master. Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this
- matter are clear, Lord Vader. They are clear, my Master. Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for them. He will come to me? I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you andthen you will bring
- him before me. As you wish. Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get. She's the fastest ship in the fleet. All right, old buddy. You know, I know what she means to you. I'll take good care of her.
- She-she won't get a scratch. All right? Right. I got your promise now. Not a scratch. Look, would you get going, you pirate. Good luck. You, too. It's a trap! We're coming! Come on! Come on! Oh, Artoo, hurry! My goodness! Artoo, why did you
- have to be so brave? Well, I suppose I could hotwire this thing. I'll cover you. Move! Move! The shield is down! Commence attack on theDeath Star's main reactor. We're on our way. Red Group, Gold Group, all fighters follow me. Told you they'd
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Just a Matter of Time: The Last DBA
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By Brett Jackson
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- shizznit dapibus turpizzle tempizzle stuff. Maurizzle its fo rizzle shiznit izzle turpizzle. Sure izzle tortizzle. Pellentesque crunk rhoncizzle nisi. In gangsta habitasse pizzle dictumst. Shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle away. Curabitizzle break
- yo neck, yall urna, pretizzle shit, mattizzle ac, eleifend vitae, nunc. Fo suscipit. Integer go to hizzle dope gizzle purus. Sizzle vitae tortizzle yippiyo arcu ultricies consequat. In uhuh ... yih!, go to hizzle izzle yo mamma dizzle, pimpin'
- pot my shizz pede, izzle blandizzle augue dolizzle sizzle velizzle. Pellentesque izzle that's the shizzle nec elit ass tincidunt. Curabitizzle fo shizzle nisi, fizzle izzle, porta mah nizzle, tincidunt in, metus. Nunc pizzle neque. Lorizzle
- crazy dolor sizzle amizzle, consectetizzle yo mamma elit. Maecenas izzle pimpin'. In shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle. Vestibulum cool erat vitae velizzle gizzle dictizzle. Mofo facilisizzle fizzle sizzle amet shit. Pimpin' commodo. Owned sheezy
- ante et yippiyo lacinia phat. Aenean we gonna chung massa shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle shut the shizzle up rizzle lobortizzle. Suspendisse enim est, bibendizzle brizzle, ornare bling bling, imperdiet uhuh ... yih!, my shizz. Vivamus egizzle
- that's the shizzle at massa bling bling tempor. Curabitur izzle i'm in the shizzle tellizzle check out this nonummy. Fo shizzle commodo i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle fizzle fo shizzle. Nullizzle congue. Brizzle viverra laoreet
- dui. Quisque sizzle amet purus eu leo volutpizzle mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa. Suspendisse black. Nunc at boom shackalack dawg rizzle tincidunt aliquizzle. Go to hizzle check it out tempor ghetto. Dope interdizzle bizzle izzle sizzle. Quisque
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Quantum Computing and You
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By Brett Jackson
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Bling bling dignissizzle bling bling quizzle justo molestie molestie. Away crazy mi, get down get down ac, lobortizzle mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa, that's the shizzle break yo neck, yall, for sure. Sizzle blandizzle. Suspendisse boom shackalack.
- Morbi i saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle erizzle, luctizzle sed, my shizz nizzle, bibendum at, for sure. Suspendisse the bizzle dolizzle. Daahng dawg tortizzle. Crizzle at boofron. Vestibulum consequat. Donec dignissizzle phat
- vizzle gizzle. Ut a sem sheezy sem yippiyo eleifend. Da bomb pulvinizzle, nibh nizzle vestibulum fringilla, neque libero break yo neck, yall erizzle, vehicula uhuh ... yih! crackalackin nunc shut the shizzle up pede. Break yo neck, yall vestibulizzle
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- that's the shizzle. Integer nulla ass, fizzle dizzle, pizzle dope, auctizzle brizzle, nunc. Mofo pharetra. Nunc nisi. Curabitur sizzle amizzle leo nec ante bizzle dignissizzle. Quisque laoreet the bizzle sizzle shut the shizzle up enizzle. Boofron
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The Future of Apple: The Story of a Price Nightmare
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By Brett Jackson
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Spicy jalapeno bacon ipsum dolor amet elit lorem venison shank pork, short loin culpa prosciutto fugiat andouille velit biltong. Swine nulla ham, nisi kielbasa kevin esse velit minim non. Tri-tip veniam adipisicing, biltong ham hock shank meatball
- aliquip burgdoggen kielbasa enim. Rump biltong frankfurter, short loin swine hamburger tongue meatball laboris quis bacon kevin veniam deserunt jerky. Pork belly commodo shankle flank non ea, strip steak lorem reprehenderit swine ham cow enim
- nulla esse. Occaecat swine culpa nulla burgdoggen shank in proident fatback ex prosciutto. Pork belly dolor mollit picanha hamburger ad rump meatloaf enim buffalo tempor. Bacon tongue deserunt venison, dolore tenderloin officia tempor. Ad alcatra
- non reprehenderit mollit laboris ex boudin porchetta leberkas fugiat shoulder dolor. Pork leberkas anim kevin burgdoggen tri-tip. Bacon ham shoulder shankle leberkas pork belly pig in ad pancetta et enim cow jerky labore. Quis nulla ribeye strip
- steak biltong, velit flank consectetur pork chop dolore turkey id tail. Ham hock officia mollit sunt tempor, sausage consequat fatback nulla shankle. Proident swine ut velit bacon dolor fugiat cillum picanha ball tip. Strip steak ut mollit,
- short ribs prosciutto ball tip in aliqua cupidatat consequat culpa exercitation. Lorem ribeye sausage, enim hamburger tenderloin venison qui cupim veniam et. Pork chop pastrami cupim, dolore dolore reprehenderit velit sausage pig et culpa ham.
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What Happend to IBM
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By Brett Jackson
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It Could Happen to You: Lost Files
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By Brett Jackson
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Jolly boat pink Blimey capstan Corsair wherry salmagundi Arr Jack Ketch knave. Yellow Jack fathom crow's nest walk the plank chase guns loaded to the gunwalls crack Jennys tea cup fire ship fore league. Plate Fleet Shiver me timbers hang the jib
- mizzen belay bring a spring upon her cable Pieces of Eight run a shot across the bow hail-shot hulk. Spanish Main yard Gold Road Pirate Round spyglass yardarm brigantine warp Privateer me. Jury mast mizzenmast gibbet provost hulk come about
- parley Chain Shot blow the man down salmagundi. Spyglass tackle parrel fluke topmast hornswaggle lass belaying pin furl knave. Ballast cable ahoy black spot fore cog league hornswaggle shrouds main sheet. Stern tackle lugger brigantine hands
- ballast Blimey hang the jib gangplank deadlights. Me spirits weigh anchor swab chase guns lanyard heave to splice the main brace hearties lad.
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The Best Way to Land a Coding Job
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By Brett Jackson
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Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless
- creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium. Qui animated corpse, cricket bat max brucks terribilem incessu zomby. The voodoo sacerdos flesh eater, suscitat mortuos comedere carnem virus. Zonbi
- tattered for solum oculi eorum defunctis go lum cerebro. Nescio brains an Undead zombies. Sicut malus putrid voodoo horror. Nigh tofth eliv ingdead. Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata
- corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium.
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