diff --git a/migrations/2026/02/Version20260215175312.php b/migrations/2026/02/Version20260215175312.php
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..7a847d46
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/2026/02/Version20260215175312.php
@@ -0,0 +1,62 @@
+<?php
+declare(strict_types=1);
+
+/**
+ * This file is part of the Poppy Seed Pets API.
+ *
+ * The Poppy Seed Pets API is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * The Poppy Seed Pets API is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with The Poppy Seed Pets API. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+ */
+
+namespace DoctrineMigrations;
+
+use Doctrine\DBAL\Schema\Schema;
+use Doctrine\Migrations\AbstractMigration;
+
+final class Version20260215175312 extends AbstractMigration
+{
+    public function getDescription(): string
+    {
+        return '';
+    }
+
+    public function up(Schema $schema): void
+    {
+        // Forgotten Flowerpot
+        $this->addSql(<<<EOSQL
+        -- tool effect
+        INSERT INTO item_tool (`id`, `stealth`, `nature`, `brawl`, `arcana`, `crafts`, `grip_x`, `grip_y`, `grip_angle`, `grip_scale`, `fishing`, `gathering`, `music`, `smithing`, `science`, `grip_angle_fixed`, `focus_skill`, `provides_light`, `protection_from_heat`, `always_in_front`, `is_ranged`, `when_gather_id`, `when_gather_also_gather_id`, `climbing`, `leads_to_adventure`, `prevents_bugs`, `attracts_bugs`, `can_be_nibbled`, `increases_pooping`, `dreamcatcher`, `is_grayscaling`, `social_energy_modifier`, `sex_drive`, `when_gather_prevent_gather`, `adventure_description`, `when_gather_apply_status_effect`, `when_gather_apply_status_effect_duration`, `physics`, `electronics`, `hacking`, `umbra`, `magic_binding`, `mining`) VALUES (533,0,2,1,0,0,0.48,0.51,0,0.52,0,0,0,0,0,0,"nature",0,0,0,0,NULL,NULL,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,0,0,0,0,0) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `id` = `id`;
+        
+        -- hat
+        INSERT INTO item_hat (`id`, `head_x`, `head_y`, `head_angle`, `head_scale`, `head_angle_fixed`) VALUES (314,0.49,0.89,0,0.55,0) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `id` = `id`;
+        
+        -- the item itself!
+        INSERT INTO item (`id`, `name`, `description`, `image`, `use_actions`, `tool_id`, `food_id`, `fertilizer`, `plant_id`, `hat_id`, `fuel`, `recycle_value`, `enchants_id`, `spice_id`, `treasure_id`, `is_bug`, `hollow_earth_tile_card_id`, `cannot_be_thrown_out`, `museum_points`) VALUES (1512,"Forgotten Flowerpot",NULL,"hat/forgotten-flowerpot",NULL,533,NULL,20,NULL,314,0,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,0,1) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `id` = `id`;
+        
+        -- grammar
+        INSERT INTO item_grammar (`id`, `item_id`, `article`) VALUES (1593,1512,"a") ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `id` = `id`;
+        
+        -- item groups
+        INSERT IGNORE INTO item_group_item (item_group_id, item_id) VALUES (34, 1512);
+        EOSQL);
+
+        // Duck Pond
+        $this->addSql(<<<EOSQL
+        -- hat
+        INSERT INTO item_hat (`id`, `head_x`, `head_y`, `head_angle`, `head_scale`, `head_angle_fixed`) VALUES (315,0.49,0.805,0,0.58,1) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `id` = `id`;
+        
+        -- the item itself!
+        INSERT INTO item (`id`, `name`, `description`, `image`, `use_actions`, `tool_id`, `food_id`, `fertilizer`, `plant_id`, `hat_id`, `fuel`, `recycle_value`, `enchants_id`, `spice_id`, `treasure_id`, `is_bug`, `hollow_earth_tile_card_id`, `cannot_be_thrown_out`, `museum_points`) VALUES (1513,"Duck Pond",NULL,"hat/duckpond",NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,315,60,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,0,1) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `id` = `id`;
+        
+        -- grammar
+        INSERT INTO item_grammar (`id`, `item_id`, `article`) VALUES (1594,1513,"a") ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `id` = `id`;
+        EOSQL);
+    }
+
+    public function down(Schema $schema): void
+    {
+    }
+}
diff --git a/migrations/2026/02/Version20260215224156.php b/migrations/2026/02/Version20260215224156.php
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..804b99cb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/2026/02/Version20260215224156.php
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+<?php
+declare(strict_types=1);
+
+/**
+ * This file is part of the Poppy Seed Pets API.
+ *
+ * The Poppy Seed Pets API is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * The Poppy Seed Pets API is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with The Poppy Seed Pets API. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+ */
+
+namespace DoctrineMigrations;
+
+use Doctrine\DBAL\Schema\Schema;
+use Doctrine\Migrations\AbstractMigration;
+
+final class Version20260215224156 extends AbstractMigration
+{
+    public function getDescription(): string
+    {
+        return 'what is bird? who can say. this item group claims to be an authority, at any rate.';
+    }
+
+    public function up(Schema $schema): void
+    {
+        $this->addSql("INSERT INTO `item_group` (`id`, `name`, `is_craving`, `is_gift_shop`) VALUES (62, 'Bird Stuff', '0', '0') ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE id = id;");
+
+        $this->addSql(<<<EOSQL
+        INSERT INTO item_group_item (`item_group_id`, `item_id`)
+        SELECT 62 AS item_group_id, item.id AS item_id
+        FROM item
+        WHERE item.name IN (
+            'Bag of Feathers',
+            'Bird Bath Blueprint',
+            'Bird\'s-foot Trefoil',
+            'Black Feathers',
+            'Bleached Turkey Head',
+            'Century Egg',
+            'Crow\'s Eye',
+            'Duck Pond',
+            'Duck Sauce',
+            'Earth\'s Egg',
+            'Egg',
+            'Feathers',
+            'Fried Egg',
+            'Giant Turkey Leg',
+            'Goosecap',
+            'Green Egg',
+            'Imperturbable Toucan',
+            'Magpie Pouch',
+            'Magpie\'s Deal',
+            'Owl Trowel',
+            'Peacock Plushy',
+            'Phoenix Plushy',
+            'Tile: Thieving Magpie',
+            'Tile: Worm "Merchant"',
+            'Turkey King',
+            'Ruby Feather',
+            'White Feathers'
+        )
+        ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `item_group_id` = `item_group_id`;
+        EOSQL);
+    }
+
+    public function down(Schema $schema): void
+    {
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/Box/OpenNatureBoxController.php b/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/Box/OpenNatureBoxController.php
index 7fcdc737..159d5354 100644
--- a/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/Box/OpenNatureBoxController.php
+++ b/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/Box/OpenNatureBoxController.php
@@ -71,6 +71,9 @@ public function openNatureBox(
                 $newInventory[$i]->setSpice($spice);
         }
 
+        if($rng->rngNextInt(1, 8) === 8)
+            $newInventory[] = $inventoryService->receiveItem('Duck Pond', $user, $user, $user->getName() . ' got this from ' . $inventory->getItem()->getNameWithArticle() . '.', $location, $inventory->getLockedToOwner());
+
         return BoxHelpers::countRemoveFlushAndRespond('Opening the box revealed', $userStatsRepository, $user, $inventory, $newInventory, $responseService, $em);
     }
 }
diff --git a/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/HatBoxController.php b/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/HatBoxController.php
index dd28539f..71e84564 100644
--- a/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/HatBoxController.php
+++ b/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/HatBoxController.php
@@ -58,7 +58,6 @@ public function openHatBox(
             'Merchant\'s Cap',
             'Merchant\'s Other Cap',
             'Much Too Tall',
-            'Pizzaface',
             'Propeller Beanie',
             'Sombrero',
             'Uncommon Blue',
diff --git a/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/PizzaBoxController.php b/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/PizzaBoxController.php
index 52080d1e..c01e2358 100644
--- a/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/PizzaBoxController.php
+++ b/src/Controller/Item/Pinata/PizzaBoxController.php
@@ -58,16 +58,22 @@ public function openPizzaBox(
             ->execute();
 
         $numSlices = $rng->rngNextFromArray([
-            3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, // averages 3.8 (slightly less than 4, to avoid an infinite pizza box engine)
+            1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, // averages less than 4, to avoid an infinite pizza box engine
         ]);
 
-        for($i = 0; $i < $numSlices; $i++)
+        if($numSlices === 1)
+            $newInventory[] = $inventoryService->receiveItem('Pizzaface', $user, $user, $description, $location, $locked);
+        else
         {
-            $newInventory[] = $inventoryService->receiveItem($rng->rngNextFromArray($possibleSlices), $user, $user, $description, $location, $locked)
-                ->setSpice($inventory->getSpice())
-            ;
+            for($i = 0; $i < $numSlices; $i++)
+            {
+                $newInventory[] = $inventoryService->receiveItem($rng->rngNextFromArray($possibleSlices), $user, $user, $description, $location, $locked)
+                    ->setSpice($inventory->getSpice())
+                ;
+            }
         }
 
+
         return BoxHelpers::countRemoveFlushAndRespond('You open the box, finding', $userStatsRepository, $user, $inventory, $newInventory, $responseService, $em);
     }
 
diff --git a/src/Controller/Item/Scroll/FarmerController.php b/src/Controller/Item/Scroll/FarmerController.php
index d1fc537f..69f25d90 100644
--- a/src/Controller/Item/Scroll/FarmerController.php
+++ b/src/Controller/Item/Scroll/FarmerController.php
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
 use App\Functions\UserQuestRepository;
 use App\Service\Clock;
 use App\Service\InventoryService;
+use App\Service\IRandom;
 use App\Service\ResponseService;
 use App\Service\UserStatsService;
 use Doctrine\ORM\EntityManagerInterface;
@@ -37,7 +38,7 @@ class FarmerController
     public function invokeFarmerScroll(
         Inventory $inventory, ResponseService $responseService, InventoryService $inventoryService,
         UserStatsService $userStatsRepository, EntityManagerInterface $em, Clock $clock,
-        UserAccessor $userAccessor
+        UserAccessor $userAccessor, IRandom $rng
     ): JsonResponse
     {
         $user = $userAccessor->getUserOrThrow();
@@ -68,7 +69,14 @@ public function invokeFarmerScroll(
         }
 
         $items = [
-            'Straw Hat', $wheatOrCorn, 'Scythe', 'Creamy Milk', 'Egg', 'Grandparoot', 'Crooked Stick', 'Potato'
+            $rng->rngNextFromArray([ 'Straw Hat', 'Forgotten Flowerpot' ]),
+            $wheatOrCorn,
+            $rng->rngNextFromArray([ 'Scythe', 'Garden Shovel' ]),
+            $rng->rngNextFromArray([ 'Creamy Milk', 'Cheese', 'Plain Yogurt' ]),
+            'Egg',
+            $rng->rngNextFromArray([ 'Potato', 'Carrot', 'Beans', 'Onion' ]),
+            'Grandparoot',
+            'Crooked Stick'
         ];
 
         $newInventory = [];