From 045a07c01e96be428539745c622f65645fd0b551 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Atskadan Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 19:13:13 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 01/25] muh page whue --- squad.xml | 11 +++++++++-- 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index abc0be8..f1d3baa 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -103,9 +103,16 @@ Miggles - + Noahmig@excite.com - freestyle rap producer + Professional beatboxing douchebag + Aaron Aviators + A former celebrity known for beatboxing, Aaron has joined the Wild Hogs to muck up the place and make everyone jealous of his sick shades. + http://puu.sh/8kUuW.png + 17 February 2014 + 'MURICAN + + Enough to party. The Commissar From a90a3a8429cd372546be26385ad767c8da52d76f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Neerti Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 02:32:22 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 02/25] Update squad.xml Adds the most robust and unlucky member of the team to the list. --- squad.xml | 29 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++--- 1 file changed, 26 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index f1d3baa..f5aaf9b 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -95,12 +95,35 @@ anton the manton - + Neerti - i got nothin - + Professional professional + 'Effing' Ellis + Due to an incident involving a mortar shell colliding with a friendly helicopter, Ellis has decided to work for us, with the side benefit of hiding him when needed. + + 20 Feburary 2014 + United States, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Known Universe, Pete's Mind + Whenever it gets me free stuff. + 25 + + + Steal a green floppydisk from a corporate building. + 14 March 2014 + + Infiltrate the building + Steal the green floppy. + Escape with floppy. + + + + + + + Horrible failure, the employees attempted to murder him after he fell due to wearing his operator uniform. He escaped alive but lost the disk somewhere along the way. + + Miggles Noahmig@excite.com From 125891d18ad84f9b3ec92b460b73e912c82eee4a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 12:04:27 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 03/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 1 + 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index f5aaf9b..423c164 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -124,6 +124,7 @@ Horrible failure, the employees attempted to murder him after he fell due to wearing his operator uniform. He escaped alive but lost the disk somewhere along the way. + Miggles Noahmig@excite.com From dedbe1148dfa625a23e4c3bbf3a3e593cac99e9f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 12:09:00 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 04/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 3 --- 1 file changed, 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 423c164..ab4b372 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -117,9 +117,6 @@ Escape with floppy. - - - Horrible failure, the employees attempted to murder him after he fell due to wearing his operator uniform. He escaped alive but lost the disk somewhere along the way. From 26ea31dc74fd0611acc3dc899ca1c40b8ca9bb80 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 13:33:40 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 05/25] updating johnny murderino --- squad.xml | 4 ++++ 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index ab4b372..d243108 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -15,6 +15,10 @@ John Murder Born in 'Nam, John Murder swiftly excelled at murderin' folk. Now John is a key member of Wild Hogs Inc. http://i.imgur.com/eJv1cSi.jpg?1 + 20 February 2014 + Vietnamese technically, but all American. + July 4th + 39 An0n3 From 55e7d13cd122c5cc1e475ff3bfa80f05a6b5b549 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 13:38:09 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 06/25] added neerti to operation fortboom --- squad.xml | 3 +++ 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index d243108..94ed35a 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -189,6 +189,9 @@ John was killing people left and right and all over the place, cause he's a hero. + + + From 6fe8b3b6fc2ed63f8824dd5a69d0c02744965da2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 13:43:51 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 07/25] added nationality for cappy --- squad.xml | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 94ed35a..b429393 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -45,6 +45,11 @@ swedish special sauces Brad Stabman Brad loves to stab folks. He also owns a collection of 90s video recorders. + + + Bork bork bork! + + Errorage From 22a11b6617a367b785eb76b642e0baa01d6f967f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 19:49:49 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 08/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 13 ++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index b429393..b482275 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -200,5 +200,16 @@ - + + + Wild Hogs Inc. helped me get my bitch ex-wife off my back! Thanks, Hogs! + Jimbo + Widower + + + When I needed a group of hardened ex or pre-military operators, I didn't know where to turn! Thankfully I found Wild Hogs while searching for discount pharmacuticals! + Lard Wysing + CEO + + From 4a8301b6f4340255decccb962a2c566850c06c7c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 19:54:14 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 09/25] add testamonial --- squad.xml | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index b482275..049e2a8 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -211,5 +211,10 @@ Lard Wysing CEO + + Joining Wild Hogs Inc. gave me the confidence I needed to kick my meth habit! Now I barely ever get high during the line of duty! + John Murder + Wild Hogs Contractor + From 4d5e3b4a3f8c4903c460c42ea3fcddc46f5293d4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 21:09:07 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 10/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 15 +++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 049e2a8..a208523 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -19,6 +19,21 @@ Vietnamese technically, but all American. July 4th 39 + + + Get the balls and throw them in the vague direction of robots of different color. + 29 April 2014 + + Get balls + Apply balls to enemy face + Repeat + + + http://www.ss13.eu/2014-04-29_00009.jpg + + Lots of balls and lots of blowing. Success. + + An0n3 From c58f7190b5ea9b1237d94e2ac70c5ac09f80f221 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 21:16:24 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 11/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 57 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 57 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index a208523..53c37fd 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -43,6 +43,10 @@ Biff Fistpunch Biff inherited the secret martial art of Punch Punching from his father and now puts his combat prowess to use for the Wild Hogs. Strangely, nobody has ever seen him actually punch anyone on the battlefield. http://i.imgur.com/8lHkO5a.jpg?1 + + Bork bork bork! + + K-64 @@ -52,6 +56,10 @@ Frank Killward Frank wears a kilt, and kills people. http://i.imgur.com/kykwbii.jpg?1 + + Bork bork bork! + + Upgradecap @@ -112,12 +120,26 @@ vehicular manslaughter master + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + Anton anton the manton + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + Neerti @@ -164,30 +186,65 @@ knee shooting expert + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + Litmeuplol squad victrola + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + Agouri strongman and translator + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + Marza warble + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + Zack wyzeguy or something fuck i dunno it's hard to come up with these + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + From 2f7d1c79f9f98ac01d032c185616db29d6beb3f2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Fri, 2 May 2014 01:06:22 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 12/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 30 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 29 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 53c37fd..fb1862b 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -227,7 +227,7 @@ warble - + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/profilepics/marza.png Bork bork bork! @@ -271,6 +271,34 @@ + + The world has ended, and everything is steampunk airships. We were given the objective to stay alive at all costs, even if it meant losing our lives! Also we had to stay in a certain area for a certain amount of time, cuz that's a great plan for survival! + 1 May 2014 + + Pilot ship + Keep everything repaired properly + Fire at and kill all airships that fly a different color + Most importantly: Survive + + + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00008_goi.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00009_goi.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00010_goi.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00012_goi.jpg + + We survived. The same cannot be said for our enemies. + + + Errorage's engineering skills are unmatched. + + + Pete's engineering and gunnery are a great combination. + + + Marza took charge like a motherfucker and told us what to do, and we fucking done did it, and we fucking won. + + + From b72a5af8560723cd13bcb19d11b519b9d938e066 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Fri, 2 May 2014 01:16:36 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 13/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 21 +++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 21 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index fb1862b..fe252ea 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -299,6 +299,27 @@ + + A friendly re-enactment of a famous battle. + 1 May 2014 + + Participate in the re-enactment + Don't embarass yourselves! + + + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/ro2/2014-05-01_00003.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/ro2/2014-05-01_00011.jpg + + During this re-enactment of some battle or other, which is apparently super important or something - a re-enactment that involved real swords, real bullets and real death - Pete, Jordie, Danno and Erro held their own... poorly... + + + Errorage's engineering skills are unmatched. + + + Pete's engineering and gunnery are a great combination. + + + From dec91e77110aff907fa45afc3c4e501617e78513 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Fri, 2 May 2014 13:42:04 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 14/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 13 +++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index fe252ea..1578c2d 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -35,6 +35,19 @@ + + Pinky + + + The shadows hide the deadly panther + Ivy Barlow + Ever since her infamous brother, Declan, introduced the No Girls Allowed rule on their shared treehouse, Ivy has been gaining stealth related skills. Now she works in WildHogs' intelligence department. + + 18 March 2014 + USA USA USA! + + + An0n3 From 4e83db0bbf29cbc2c9eca6db3016efc7047d72f3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Fri, 2 May 2014 13:54:21 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 15/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 1578c2d..bc8c8ea 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ The shadows hide the deadly panther Ivy Barlow - Ever since her infamous brother, Declan, introduced the No Girls Allowed rule on their shared treehouse, Ivy has been gaining stealth related skills. Now she works in WildHogs' intelligence department. + Ever since her infamous brother, Declan, introduced the No Girls Allowed rule on their shared treehouse, Ivy has been trying to break into places undetected, eventually getting very good at stealth. Now she works in WildHogs' intelligence department. 18 March 2014 USA USA USA! From 9746047470024d05281b38dc80ff0aeb0a600570 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Nienhaus Date: Fri, 2 May 2014 13:17:54 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 16/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 13 +++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index bc8c8ea..8cce485 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -259,6 +259,19 @@ + + Nienhaus + + + wyzeguy or something fuck i dunno it's hard to come up with these + Kert Jonson + + http://puu.sh/8wlBk.jpg + 2, May, 2014 + German + + 22 + We are red, they are blue. Red superiority demands that we destroy all the halls. From e3ecb61de96dfbcc7a9215815b605239b1b6db61 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Nienhaus Date: Fri, 2 May 2014 13:20:56 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 17/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 8cce485..2bf56ae 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -259,7 +259,7 @@ - + Nienhaus From 85e198f1a62bbe56a30bc46340cc435cd99b413b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Nienhaus Date: Fri, 2 May 2014 13:29:02 -0500 Subject: [PATCH 18/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 2bf56ae..4f4f6d8 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -270,7 +270,7 @@ 2, May, 2014 German - 22 + 23 From 2e85451be0e6f437384263350c18ac7b1d531583 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Sat, 3 May 2014 20:46:57 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 19/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 32 ++++++++++++++++---------------- 1 file changed, 16 insertions(+), 16 deletions(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 4f4f6d8..a333095 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ Biff inherited the secret martial art of Punch Punching from his father and now puts his combat prowess to use for the Wild Hogs. Strangely, nobody has ever seen him actually punch anyone on the battlefield. http://i.imgur.com/8lHkO5a.jpg?1 - Bork bork bork! + @@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ Frank wears a kilt, and kills people. http://i.imgur.com/kykwbii.jpg?1 - Bork bork bork! + @@ -78,14 +78,14 @@ Upgradecap - swedish special sauces - Brad Stabman - Brad loves to stab folks. He also owns a collection of 90s video recorders. + Tip kebab, remove fedora + John Aesai + After being unceremoniously fired from the Swedish airforce, John joined the Wild Hogs as a multirole operator. His specialities include: Removing Kebab, flying helicopters and blowing things up. John also loves to watch old action movies and feel like a hero. - - Bork bork bork! - - + 27 December 2013 + Swedish + Classified + 34 Errorage @@ -137,7 +137,7 @@ - Bork bork bork! + Maple Syrup and Bacon @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ - Bork bork bork! + Classified @@ -203,7 +203,7 @@ - Bork bork bork! + Britbong @@ -229,7 +229,7 @@ - Bork bork bork! + @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/profilepics/marza.png - Bork bork bork! + @@ -255,7 +255,7 @@ - Bork bork bork! + @@ -267,7 +267,7 @@ Kert Jonson http://puu.sh/8wlBk.jpg - 2, May, 2014 + 2 May 2014 German 23 From d1e18e61420591e02d074ddcbf7d2b04a02bc6c0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Sat, 3 May 2014 20:49:25 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 20/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 4 ++-- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index a333095..3585e00 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -81,7 +81,7 @@ Tip kebab, remove fedora John Aesai After being unceremoniously fired from the Swedish airforce, John joined the Wild Hogs as a multirole operator. His specialities include: Removing Kebab, flying helicopters and blowing things up. John also loves to watch old action movies and feel like a hero. - + http://puu.sh/8xMOA.jpg 27 December 2013 Swedish Classified @@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/profilepics/marza.png - + From bc1ee99318e842a4a22a6bea707c95d0316682d4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Pete Goodfellow Date: Sat, 3 May 2014 20:56:14 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 21/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 3585e00..1ebe673 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ The shadows hide the deadly panther Ivy Barlow Ever since her infamous brother, Declan, introduced the No Girls Allowed rule on their shared treehouse, Ivy has been trying to break into places undetected, eventually getting very good at stealth. Now she works in WildHogs' intelligence department. - + http://i.imgur.com/zNzgSiC.png 18 March 2014 USA USA USA! From 568f6af0af8affc3bc56b12ca796db1ce98ed8f6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Tue, 6 May 2014 17:36:41 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 22/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 1ebe673..99ca1fe 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -363,5 +363,10 @@ John Murder Wild Hogs Contractor + + B'Elanna is of the female race + Myroc 2014 + Wild Hogs Contractor + From 0d1fa5d1bca99d528b112c073e02b081093a163e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Fri, 9 May 2014 00:54:53 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 23/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 66 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++----------------- 1 file changed, 46 insertions(+), 20 deletions(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 99ca1fe..1c55aa7 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -348,25 +348,51 @@ - - Wild Hogs Inc. helped me get my bitch ex-wife off my back! Thanks, Hogs! - Jimbo - Widower - - - When I needed a group of hardened ex or pre-military operators, I didn't know where to turn! Thankfully I found Wild Hogs while searching for discount pharmacuticals! - Lard Wysing - CEO - - - Joining Wild Hogs Inc. gave me the confidence I needed to kick my meth habit! Now I barely ever get high during the line of duty! - John Murder - Wild Hogs Contractor - - - B'Elanna is of the female race - Myroc 2014 - Wild Hogs Contractor - + + Wild Hogs Inc. helped me get my bitch ex-wife off my back! Thanks, Hogs! + Jimbo + Widower + + + When I needed a group of hardened ex or pre-military operators, I didn't know where to turn! Thankfully I found Wild Hogs while searching for discount pharmacuticals! + Lard Wysing + CEO + + + Joining Wild Hogs Inc. gave me the confidence I needed to kick my meth habit! Now I barely ever get high during the line of duty! + John Murder + Wild Hogs Contractor + + + B'Elanna is of the female race + Myroc 2014 + Wild Hogs Contractor + + + + + + From 988f1a6628f6f17f35c4d20e38371785ce9125b3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Matev=C5=BE=20Baloh?= Date: Fri, 9 May 2014 00:58:03 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 24/25] Update squad.xml --- squad.xml | 5 ++++- 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index 1c55aa7..8eed8f3 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -373,6 +373,7 @@