diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b6a9088 --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +rip diff --git a/squad.xml b/squad.xml index abc0be8..8eed8f3 100644 --- a/squad.xml +++ b/squad.xml @@ -15,6 +15,38 @@ John Murder Born in 'Nam, John Murder swiftly excelled at murderin' folk. Now John is a key member of Wild Hogs Inc. http://i.imgur.com/eJv1cSi.jpg?1 + 20 February 2014 + Vietnamese technically, but all American. + July 4th + 39 + + + Get the balls and throw them in the vague direction of robots of different color. + 29 April 2014 + + Get balls + Apply balls to enemy face + Repeat + + + http://www.ss13.eu/2014-04-29_00009.jpg + + Lots of balls and lots of blowing. Success. + + + + + Pinky + + + The shadows hide the deadly panther + Ivy Barlow + Ever since her infamous brother, Declan, introduced the No Girls Allowed rule on their shared treehouse, Ivy has been trying to break into places undetected, eventually getting very good at stealth. Now she works in WildHogs' intelligence department. + http://i.imgur.com/zNzgSiC.png + 18 March 2014 + USA USA USA! + + An0n3 @@ -24,6 +56,10 @@ Biff Fistpunch Biff inherited the secret martial art of Punch Punching from his father and now puts his combat prowess to use for the Wild Hogs. Strangely, nobody has ever seen him actually punch anyone on the battlefield. http://i.imgur.com/8lHkO5a.jpg?1 + + + + K-64 @@ -33,14 +69,23 @@ Frank Killward Frank wears a kilt, and kills people. http://i.imgur.com/kykwbii.jpg?1 + + + + Upgradecap - swedish special sauces - Brad Stabman - Brad loves to stab folks. He also owns a collection of 90s video recorders. + Tip kebab, remove fedora + John Aesai + After being unceremoniously fired from the Swedish airforce, John joined the Wild Hogs as a multirole operator. His specialities include: Removing Kebab, flying helicopters and blowing things up. John also loves to watch old action movies and feel like a hero. + http://puu.sh/8xMOA.jpg + 27 December 2013 + Swedish + Classified + 34 Errorage @@ -88,54 +133,144 @@ vehicular manslaughter master + + + + + Maple Syrup and Bacon + + Anton anton the manton + + + + + Classified + + - + Neerti - i got nothin + Professional professional + 'Effing' Ellis + Due to an incident involving a mortar shell colliding with a friendly helicopter, Ellis has decided to work for us, with the side benefit of hiding him when needed. + + 20 Feburary 2014 + United States, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Known Universe, Pete's Mind + Whenever it gets me free stuff. + 25 + + + Steal a green floppydisk from a corporate building. + 14 March 2014 + + Infiltrate the building + Steal the green floppy. + Escape with floppy. + + + + Horrible failure, the employees attempted to murder him after he fell due to wearing his operator uniform. He escaped alive but lost the disk somewhere along the way. + + Miggles - + Noahmig@excite.com - freestyle rap producer + Professional beatboxing douchebag + Aaron Aviators + A former celebrity known for beatboxing, Aaron has joined the Wild Hogs to muck up the place and make everyone jealous of his sick shades. + http://puu.sh/8kUuW.png + 17 February 2014 + 'MURICAN + + Enough to party. The Commissar knee shooting expert + + + + + Britbong + + Litmeuplol squad victrola + + + + + Bork bork bork! + + Agouri strongman and translator + + + + + + + Marza warble + + + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/profilepics/marza.png + + + + Zack wyzeguy or something fuck i dunno it's hard to come up with these + + + + + + + + + + Nienhaus + + + wyzeguy or something fuck i dunno it's hard to come up with these + Kert Jonson + + http://puu.sh/8wlBk.jpg + 2 May 2014 + German + + 23 @@ -157,8 +292,110 @@ John was killing people left and right and all over the place, cause he's a hero. + + + + + + + The world has ended, and everything is steampunk airships. We were given the objective to stay alive at all costs, even if it meant losing our lives! Also we had to stay in a certain area for a certain amount of time, cuz that's a great plan for survival! + 1 May 2014 + + Pilot ship + Keep everything repaired properly + Fire at and kill all airships that fly a different color + Most importantly: Survive + + + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00008_goi.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00009_goi.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00010_goi.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/goi/2014-05-01_00012_goi.jpg + + We survived. The same cannot be said for our enemies. + + + Errorage's engineering skills are unmatched. + + + Pete's engineering and gunnery are a great combination. + + + Marza took charge like a motherfucker and told us what to do, and we fucking done did it, and we fucking won. + + + + + A friendly re-enactment of a famous battle. + 1 May 2014 + + Participate in the re-enactment + Don't embarass yourselves! + + + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/ro2/2014-05-01_00003.jpg + http://www.ss13.eu/screenshots/ro2/2014-05-01_00011.jpg + + During this re-enactment of some battle or other, which is apparently super important or something - a re-enactment that involved real swords, real bullets and real death - Pete, Jordie, Danno and Erro held their own... poorly... + + + Errorage's engineering skills are unmatched. + + + Pete's engineering and gunnery are a great combination. + - + + + Wild Hogs Inc. helped me get my bitch ex-wife off my back! Thanks, Hogs! + Jimbo + Widower + + + When I needed a group of hardened ex or pre-military operators, I didn't know where to turn! Thankfully I found Wild Hogs while searching for discount pharmacuticals! + Lard Wysing + CEO + + + Joining Wild Hogs Inc. gave me the confidence I needed to kick my meth habit! Now I barely ever get high during the line of duty! + John Murder + Wild Hogs Contractor + + + B'Elanna is of the female race + Myroc 2014 + Wild Hogs Contractor + + + + + + +